We had a large mortar set last year called "Call the LAW"
It was pretty cool.
I think it was the same as your Lock and Load, because I remember it saying that it was "barely legal."
Definitely set off some car alarms.
Yeah, those big mortars are fun. You feel the launch in your chest.Quoting D_Davis (view post)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Currently sitting behind James Deen (The Canyons, Up My Asian Ass 2) at a Starbucks. Pretty man. He's talking to a guy about the difficulty of shooting 15 pornographs a week.
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That's a lot of money shots. He must drink protein shakes.
Ratings on a 1-10 scale for your pleasure:
Top Gun: Maverick - 8
Top Gun - 7
McCabe & Mrs. Miller - 8
Crimes of the Future - 8
Videodrome - 9
Valley Girl - 8
Summer of '42 - 7
In the Line of Fire - 8
Passenger 57 - 7
Everything Everywhere All at Once - 6
Anytime you're having sex more than once a day... that's a lot of sex.
My Bladder: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You gotta go. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Me: ALL RIGHT!!
(*goes to work restroom*)
(*attempts to pee*)
(*attempts to pee*)
(*attempts to pee*)
(*attempts to pee*)
(*attempts to pee*)
Me: WTF, bladder?
My Bladder: There's too many people in here.
Me: Fine.
(*goes back to desk*)
My Bladder: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(*punches self in bladder*)
My YouTube Channel: Grim Street Grindhouse
My Top 100 Horror Movies OF ALL TIME.
Hold your breathe before you walk in.
You're welcome.
I'm really glad I don't have a shy bladder. It sounds awful. I will straight up pee anywhere
...and the milk's in me.
I'd be worried more about chafing. That's a lot of friction.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Damn it, Duke, I passed out at the urinal and woke up with a wicked swirlie.
My YouTube Channel: Grim Street Grindhouse
My Top 100 Horror Movies OF ALL TIME.
I think this should be a part of a Dr. Suess book or something. Can you pee in a tree with Archie McPhee?
My YouTube Channel: Grim Street Grindhouse
My Top 100 Horror Movies OF ALL TIME.
Apparently, someone's never read Green Tree Yellow Tree.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
I have a shy bladder and am random drug tested. Its a nightmare.
The world is my toilet if need be.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Seeing The Kids in the Hall in half an hour! Pretty damn excited for this!
Bad money management there, Mister Money Management guy.
Hey, I know someone you can gift that to.
Don't worry. His 2016 New Years Resolution will be to never buy weed retail. Dont want to make it too easy to buy weed. Amirite?
I'm terrible with my money.
That's why I have to make up goals every year to help out!
I'm actually going to try it. I don't really smoke weed any more because most weed is WAY TOO freaking strong for me. It's way stronger now than it was 20+ years ago.
Anyhow, the stuff I bought is super low in THC, but super high in the pain control substance. Going to try it the next time my back acts up.
Headed to see the Stones tomorrow night at TCF stadium. The scattered thunderstorms in the forecast are a touch worrisome. After that, its off to South Dakota with some of the arsenal to help deplete the prairie dog population.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I do not care about Jenners or Kardashians.
Seems a weird time to start getting annoyed about them. Caitlyn Jenner's public transition is pretty significant.
I am not annoyed. I am indifferent.
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