Women do that on purpose with wax.Quoting Scar (view post)
One time I was visiting a friend and her husband lost a bet so she was supposed to wax his back, but she did one strip and he started crying so she stopped.
Women do that on purpose with wax.
One time I was visiting a friend and her husband lost a bet so she was supposed to wax his back, but she did one strip and he started crying so she stopped.
...and the milk's in me.
Yeah, I've had my back waxed.
I pretty much laughed all the way through it.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Manly men do not weep at pain!
...and the milk's in me.
AW HELL YEAH.
I just got invited to see The Joffrey Ballet company do The Nutcracker at the Kennedy Center tonight, front and center.
...and the milk's in me.
Why would you do this when there's already a movie version coming out, and in 3D?
Movie Theater Diary
Yeah, for real.
...and the milk's in me.
Wow. I am insanely jealous to the point of hating you. That's going to be a great show.
That's... all I've ever wanted in life.
*sniff*
Truly, though, I see so much awesome theater that I'm jealous of my own life. I never see films in movie theaters, I haven't been to a concert in years, and I don't go to parties unless they involve board games, BUT I ATTEND THE THEATER. I love my life.
...and the milk's in me.
:lol:
Though, actually, I saw a production of The Sound of Music last week that was so bad that I didn't even post about it. And I post about everything.
Soooooooo bad.
...and the milk's in me.
Actually, I almost never attend The Kennedy Center because it's so swanky that they never discount tickets and everything there costs a mint. It's also tricky to get there. (Car + metro + shuttle.)
The only time I decided it was worth it to pay $80 for a ticket was when Cate Blanchett came through doing A Streetcar Named Desire, and it was worth every blessed penny.
...and the milk's in me.
:sad:
I gave away my ticket. I'm a sucker for adorable 11-year-olds who have never seen a ballet.
...and the milk's in me.
OH MY GOD TO HELL WITH ADORABLE 11 YEAR OLDS.
Punch that kid! Punch that kid in the face and take your ticket back! :cry:
But... but... sometimes she pretends to be a deer. It's too cute.
...and the milk's in me.
Ok, now I feel like a total dick for that punching suggestion.
:lol:
Ha-- as soon as I read it, I knew I was pulling out the gamine mignonne photo on you. Ticket? I'm lucky she didn't need a kidney!
...and the milk's in me.
You absolute stinker you.
My leg's in so much pain right now. Last week I had a sprinting collision with someone else while playing soccer and my entire upper part of my right leg is one big bruise. The knee is purple and green, while the inside is black and gray. If I sit or lay down for a while, and then straighten the leg I get charleyhorse's (sp?).
Ugh, maybe I should stop soccer? Nah....
Its a whopping 6 degrees Fahrenheit outside right now.
Definitely a good day to stay inside, eat turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy, as well as watch football, movies, and video games.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Movie Theater Diary
Huzzah - nothing's certain yet, but I may have found two roommates to share a larger apartment with downtown.
Wins
The older I get, the funnier I find puns. This is probably the most worrying aspect of getting older.
I just noticed that Keith Olbermann has a thing during his 'Worst Person' segment called the "Bill Hicks Is Still Ahead of His Time Clip of the Week."
Awesome.
The severed arm perfectly acquitted itself, because of the simplicity of its wishes and its total lack of doubt.
i'm noticing the same thing, a week or so ago i thought to myself 'so this is how my grandpa ended up the way he did'
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