My one foray into online dating began as a disappointment, turned bizarre, and then became worth it for sheer hilarity.
I enjoy life because I can laugh at it.
My one foray into online dating began as a disappointment, turned bizarre, and then became worth it for sheer hilarity.
I enjoy life because I can laugh at it.
...and the milk's in me.
Define hilarity PLEASE!Quoting Mara (view post)
Also, awaiting any Colorado visitors.... We have nice looking mountains!
By the way, I think I'm going to sign up for this: Warrior Dash. See if one is in your area and BECOME A WARRIOR, and get a manly warrior hat!
Okay. This is a direct, unaltered quote from the last person the site suggested to me as a match.
...and the milk's in me.
What a jackass...that's three careers.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
I should stress that I have no issue with women-- or men-- who choose to stay home and raise the kids. In fact, it's preferable than kids shuffling to day-care or whatever. But that is contingent on two important probabilities: the family finances should support the decision, and the person who stays home should really, really want to stay home.
But to put on a dating site that you're essentially looking for a prostitute, chef, cleaning lady and nanny isn't exactly appealing.
...and the milk's in me.
Psh. Says you.
I love this sentence so much.
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
:lol:
Perhaps Mrs. Davis and I should have a little talk.
...and the milk's in me.
I should really change my profile text on dating.dk :|
"Listen man, it might be hard to understand, but
Don't mourn the dead,
Celebrate the life they gave"
- Kashmir "Seraphina"
Totally. That's why I only demand any 3 of the 4.
Well be honest, the first part is required, then it's choose 2 of the following three.
Nah, prostitute's get paid for sex. I'd much rather have it for free, but I include it as an option to sweeten the deal.
Anyone fly Southwest?
If so, what were your experiences?
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I love Southwest. Friendly people, laid-back attitude, no baggage charges, no assigned seats.
...and the milk's in me.
Alright. No complaints I can recall, except they seem to have upped their prices recently.
The no assigned seats parts makes me raise an eyebrow.
I'm probably going to start booking with them to St Louis, 'cause American no longer goes there, and Delta just raised their rates, unless I take the goddamned 7PM flight home when I'm done working before noon.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
It's only obnoxious if you are traveling with someone and want to sit next to them. And I always travel alone.
...and the milk's in me.
Why would no assigned seats be a problem, other than what Mara just said about traveling with someone?
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I've flown them a lot and never had a bad experience. Try to check-in online as close to 24 hours before your flight, so you're in group A, though even the few times I've been in group B, I had no trouble snagging an aisle seat.
If you're tall and don't want to be miserable in a middle seat, it would be a problem. That would probably only happen if you didn't check in until you get to the airport though.
The middle seat.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
But, couldn't you be assigned a middle seat?
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
It's not like elementary school. You actually get to pick your own seat when you book.
Most airlines let you pick your seat when you buy your ticket, so you'll only get stuck with an undesirable seat if you're purchasing at the last moment.
...and the milk's in me.
The one year I was a high school teacher I got seriously power crazy with the assigned seating. It was actually really hard to get the students into a configuration where they weren't cheating/sleeping/exchanging sexual favors under the desks.
...and the milk's in me.
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