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I'm scared.
Don't be. Its just the all mighty Great "I'm Fucking Awesome" smiley face. Wait no you should be scared because it demands human sacrifices. Run like hell, people. Run.
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It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
Man, you should move.
Movie Theater Diary
I see what you did there, MadMan.
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It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
What's it like to live in the Land of Fuck You? I imagine it's not entirely different from New York City, but, still, I'd like some clarification.
Jersey.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
This is the correct answer.
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It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
I've been in Japan a year. I see mascots.
It's 3:30 in the morning and I can't sleep. This hasn't happened to me in years.
After having to divert off of not one, but two major highways to get home, I ended up on a side road just as a giant snapping turtle decided to cross the road. Yeah, I stopped traffic and helped that beast get across the road. I hope Gamera took note.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
He is so happy.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Did the same thing a few days ago. Those things are straight up dinosaurs.
If you're grilling with charcoal (and if you're not, why are you doing that!?) make sure you have shoes on. Ouch.
Step on some lit remnants from the charcoal chimney or have some fall on your feet? I think I've done both.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
The former.
Waiting for WiFi to get installed, but I have found a place in Newport Beach.
Walking around in weather that is always 65-80 is like some kind of dream. I only wear pants for work. I don't use AC...
But until my stuff gets moved, I'm sleeping on an air mattress, and steaming my clothes at work, :lol:. The job is pretty cool too as it puts me all over Southern Cal. I meet up with someone at Cerritos, so I don't have to do too much driving in LA, and San Diego I've been able to beat before it gets lousy... At least so far.
There's a ton of Indie film theaters around me, and I paddleboarded for the first time as well as putting on a wetsuit.
I think I can used to this.
Biggest difference I've noticed in California. People drive fast, and I always think I'm going to witness a motorcycle fatality. Also, not quite sure why every single red light has to have an indication on the street about 20 feet beforehand. Seems like a waste of money.
I don't think there's one pothole in Irvine.
Also some of the lowest crime in the entire country.
It's very... clean.
I worked in Irvine for years. One of its weirdest idiosyncrasies is that it often has streets that don't have "street" or "road" or "boulevard" in the name. Coupled with occasionally weird street names, you'd end up with some odd addresses.
"We're at 24 Research."
"24 research..."
"Yeah, that's it."
...and the milk's in me.
God I failed to realize the genius of this post until a few hours after number8 made it. Now I'm finally appreciating its awesome qualities. Bravo.
Scar's post about the turtle reminds me of the one time I was driving and a bunch of geese decided to randomly cross the road as I was going over the bridge that connects my side of town to the other part. I stopped and took a picture with my crappy camera phone-it was something else. There I've bored you all enough for now.
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It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
Hey, Davis, how did your yard sale go?
I mean, except human trafficking.
Is anyone else following this story? A Saudi Princess living in Irvine kept four people as slaves?
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/l...,7253904.story
...and the milk's in me.
I travel out to Irvine once a year. Great place for to find work for engineers.
One thing I've noticed as I get older: it takes less to really wipe me out.
I had to get up at 4 a.m. to take my roommate to the airport. Once I got home, I went back to sleep and slept until 11 a.m. (missing church; never even stirred) and now I'm still exhausted, as well as headachey and hungry, but am too tired and cranky to go downstairs and make myself food.
One early morning and my day is more or less shot. Remember youth? When sleep didn't matter?
...and the milk's in me.
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