I really hope this "Harry Potter" TV show is a joke, because it looks fucking terrible.
I really hope this "Harry Potter" TV show is a joke, because it looks fucking terrible.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
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Looks better than the Chris Columbus films, though.
You know when you get that look from Tommy Lee Jones that you've done fucked up.
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I wrote this article for april fools day:
http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/archives/25118
There was one girl I know who just completely forgot about april fools day and she has been going bonkers because for about 20 minutes she really thought it was real. She's telling me she's going to kick me in the balls.
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Damn you, Meg, I thought you were talking about "17th Precinct".
Oh, whoops! I didn't realize you wrote it, or I wouldn't have called you out.
...and the milk's in me.
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"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
This is 2011. This is the Internet. This is April 1st. You should know better by now.
I am always oblivious to the whole April Fool's Day thing.
It's not something I or my family have acknowledged since I was like, 6.
To me, it was Friday.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Yes, because it was brought to my attention.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Yeah, you weren't the only one to be like, "Ha, you done got suckered, april fools." I deleted all those comments just cause I felt like it. :P
My mom just called me for advice. I so growned up.
...and the milk's in me.
tee hee hee, my joke hit 15,000 views today and is the number one search result when you google "firefly" in the news section.
I've got it as number two.
I've always felt like the threshold for when the torch has been passed is when the parents stop "taking care" of the kids and the kids start "taking care" of the parents.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Eating pickled habeneros may not have been the smartest thing I've done...
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Just sounds like an awful idea. Were you hammered? haha
Well, I bought 'em when I was sober....
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I lurve pickled jalapenos... don't think I have the stones for the habaneros though.
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Fixed.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Monday's just suck in general.
PS: Damn, beaten to the punch.
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That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
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To my mother, my dog, and clowns
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