Someone please buy me a box of these...
Yes. It's a cigar called The Dark Knight.
Someone please buy me a box of these...
Yes. It's a cigar called The Dark Knight.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I'm thrilled about the public school my kindergartner goes to. And this from a guy who went to a private Catholic school K-9. Don't know about the rest of you guys, but we have some great public schools here in Minneapolis.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Quoting monolith94 (view post)
Agreed completely.
If I ever have a kid(s) they will read. I don't care if all they're interested in is comic books and sports magazines - as long as they're reading.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I feel like sports are most often a learned hobby, picked up by one's parents. I was uninterested in sports totally as a kid, and I think that was in part because my parents never watched them. As far as caring about what they read, I do care that my kid would read some books, but there are enough really interesting, fun books for kids that I'm sure that won't be a problem.
"Modern weapons can defend freedom, civilization, and life only by annihilating them. Security in military language means the ability to do away with the Earth."
-Ivan Illich, Deschooling Society
Apparently, Fells Point in Baltimore holds a huge festival every year, and it's two blocks from my house. I didn't know anything about it, but now I'm kind of excited.
Also, I guess the dock where they filmed Homicide is also two blocks from my house. I'm confused why they would film a television show on a dock, but whatever.
...and the milk's in me.
Lots of TV shows are filmed on docks. There are warehouses to convert and containers to use as shields.
Boardwalk Empire is filmed on a dock here in Brooklyn. They stack large containers to surround the set then drape a green screen over them to CGI the Atlantic City skyline.
Homicide used an old building by the water as their police precinct. It works pretty well.
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Another 4 am night last night. This morning: arghabdlsdfsdfffyuk.
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I think it would be pretty, but impractical. Hard to get in and out of, both for heavy television equipment, and fictional police cars.
...and the milk's in me.
After having three of those in a row, I threw in the towel last night and slept at 11 pm. like a proper citizen.
This is the way my father has lived all his life.
Thank fuck for free coffee at work.
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Greatest Inventions of Mankind:
1. Lesbianism
2. Coffee
3. Batman
...
I misread this as "threw up in a towel." Which would have been pretty gross.
I used to be able to stay up all night in my misspent youth. Now I'm old and I get cranky with less than six hours of sleep.
...and the milk's in me.
Went with some friends to a minor-league MMA fight. Let's just say that out of 12 fights, there was one that was good the whole way through (they actually fought) and maybe twenty seconds of something to enjoy in the other fights.
Just can't get into MMA unless, you know, they actually brawl with each other.
The first fight was seriously three minutes of them just bouncing, waiting for the other person to strike first. They got booed heavily.
On top of that, 85% of guys that go to these events are douches. They all wear Affliction or TapOut shirts because they think they can do the same thing. The silliness that occurred in the parking lot afterwards topped it all off, because we must've gotten three or four sausagefested cars/SUVs demanding to be let in because they could potentially beat us up.
Just wondering why Will Ferrell hasn't starred in the MMA Spoof yet. It'd be so easy.
I'm pretty sure 80% of MMA fans have no appreciation for martial arts.
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This particular occurence has never happened to me.
But I've learned to never say never.
As a random thought, I completely gutted my toilet innards and replaced them yesterday, with only some written instructions. The dang thing works now and everything, with no drips. I'm mildly impressed with myself, as that's probably the most complex maintenance job I've ever done without someone else showing me how to do it first.
I even know all the jargon now. A flapper ain't just a short skirted dancer.
...and the milk's in me.
Hardcore bro on bro action! No homo.
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Bro v. Bro: The No Homo-Armageddon 2011
SWEAT. MUSCLES. INTENSITY. Two tough guys will lock in a passionate grapple for dominion. IN A CAGE. Who will be on top? And who will submit? Who will lie on his back, begging? HARDCORE ACTION!
No homo.
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THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, SOMEONE'S GONNA GO DOWN! LIVE!
Better get ready and grab some butter for your... for your... pop... corn... OH GOD COCK COCK I WANT SOME COCK ALREADY GIMMMEEE.
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Dude, you forgot to say "no homo."
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