Random Thoughts

[Sycophant]

Thanks for the San Francisco tips, y'all.

Getting around L.A. and San Diego are pretty much impossible without your own car, right?

[lovejuice]

Getting around L.A. and San Diego are pretty much impossible without your own car, right?

it's not impossible in L.A. I have been living carless existence for ten years. granted, it's highly not recommended. especially for a short visit.

[Mara]

My sister's boyfriend just peed with Colin Firth.

True story.

[Russ]

Russ

A fucking gaylord who likes to take it up the ass from Donkeys.
Woa that gaylord Russ is getting pleasured by a donkey.

russ

1. juice 2. vagina juice oozing 3. sweet drink 4. sticky liquid that is often sweet in taste
The joy of pudi russ was more than one can handle.

russ

a bad ass with a big dick

Russ

"Russ" is a tradition and cultural phenomenon in Norway. Students who graduate from upper secondary school / High School /College, are called "Russ", and celebrate with the characteristic festivities (russefeiring) during the first few weeks of May. With the main celebration on the 17th of May, the Norwegian constitution day.

The "Russ" wear uniforms with their respective colours (Depending on their education, and school. Red, blue, black and green, are the most common colors).
Attached to the special cap is a tassel at the end of a long string, in which they tie knots, often around various items that are rewards for completing assignments listed on the "Russ knot" list. This cap is seldom used before the "russ baptism", which is usually held during the night to May 1.
"The Russ knots are totally crazy this year",
Translation: "Russeknutene er helt syke i år!"

If you are a Russ, you are bound to get this question from more then once. (mostly from kids who collect the cards):
"Can I have a Russ card please!?"
Translation: "Kan jeg få russekort!?"
A sentence you will love to hate as a Russ.

[lovejuice]

My sister's boyfriend just peed with Colin Firth.

True story.

my friend once used the same public restroom at the same time as natalie portman. i want to say she peed with natalie portman, but that doesn't sound as correct as your statement.

[Mara]

Here's the event in her own words (and spelling. Bless.)

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Full story:

M is currently in England for two months on a study abroad program seeing every play he possibly can. Tonight he was at a play minding his own business when he realized the guy sitting directly in front of him is Colin Firth. He silently freaked out but didn't do anything about it until intermission when he went to use the bathroom and finds himself right next to the man, and continues to pee right next to him into the same large trough-like urinal. M glanced over at him, made eye contact, and said the words "how's it goin?" when i asked him how Firth replied to this comment he said "he didn't say anything. he just smiled and concentrated on what he was doing." afterward, M introduced himself, shook hands with him, and told him he was there with four girls who would really like to meet him to which Firth replied "I bet they would." So he kindly introduced himself to the girls M was with, wished them luck, and was on his way.

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[Spinal]

"I bet they would." So cool, Colin.

[D_Davis]

Russ

A fucking gaylord who likes to take it up the ass from Donkeys.
Woa that gaylord Russ is getting pleasured by a donkey.

Damn, son.

[number8]

That story makes me uncomfortable.

[megladon8]

A couple of characters sketches I did tonight...




...I thought the one on the right fit well with our recent discussions.

[Sycophant]

Huh. I am jealous of a man because he peed with Collin Firth.

Though I don't think I'd've been able to seal the deal like M did.

[Philosophe_rouge]

Justine 323 up, 55 down
Individual and artistic, a Justine usually doens't give a crap about what anybody thinks of her.
Innovative and sincere, a Justine is a jack of all trades and appears to succeed in all that she puts her mind to or at least appear to.
Thus, insecure people will either hate on a Justine just for breathing or feel safe under a Justine's wing. ( due to a Justine's natural paternal nature)
"Oh my god, did you see Justine today? She always looks good withought even trying! I HATE her sometimes..."
"I can't do that! Why don't we ask Justine, she's supposed to be really good at that kind of stuff, right?"
"Man, it isn't a party until Justine walks through that door!" serene justin siren enchanter musical down-to-earth studious fun sexy original natural goddess
by NylaEm Apr 20, 2008 share this

2. Justine 91 up, 52 down
Goddess that looks after guys getting drunk in their basement, and keeps them from dying.
Also provides a local taxi service.
Hungover Guy 1: Dude, what happened to my puke?
Hungover Guy 2: Justine took care of it. goddess drunk lifesaver angel awesome
by Hungover guy 2 Aug 30, 2006 share this

3. Justine 71 up, 37 down
Honest, down-to-earth girl. Blonde but doesn't have the stupidity commonly associated with them. Dates older guys because of advanced maturity. Much unlike definition number 3, yet the dating is, in fact, true due to aforementioned state of high maturity.
That Justine really knows how to do the right thing. teen attractive blonde mature maturity
by blad-at-at Sep 21, 2008 share this


4. Justine 4 thumbs down
A girl who cheats on her boyfreind while she is on vacation and doesn't tell him. A bestfreind is usually the person to tell of the Justine's premisquious behavior. She is usually considered a person to be avoided.
Bob- Oh crap man that ugly girl is looking over here!
German shepard- WHAT?? Better watch out i heard she is a totall Justine.
Bob- Seriously?? Shes ugly AND she cheats on her boyfreinds on vacation??? I'll avoid her! cheater lier disceiver ugly or untrustable.
by Justineavoider123 Jun 7, 2009 share this

5. Justine 2 up, 11 down
Light bulb and laundry basket stealer. Uses other peoples towels to wipe hands. Not only does she leave the tv on at night she leaves it on full blast. She whistles. Her roommates want to kill her. Hairballs come out of her head. Uses dresser as a night stand. Takes 10 hours to do a simple work cited.
Justine used my towel to whip her hands after she washed them. Little did she know, i use that towel to whip my butt. annoying special blind juh-steen blah
by Angry Roommate May 4, 2009 share this

6. justine 5 up, 57 down
a bag of wine used mostly for sessions at the bridge
i just love justine, shes a legend, lets me drink her

Weird

[Sycophant]

Philosophe, looks like you've got a new motto:

goddess drunk lifesaver angel awesome

[Philosophe_rouge]

Philosophe, looks like you've got a new motto:

I hope it catches on

[megladon8]

No one liked my hipster-nihilist robot? :cry:

[Sycophant]

It was cute.

[Skitch]

No one liked my hipster-nihilist robot? :cry:

Tiger Bot Hesh approves.

[Spun Lepton]

No one liked my hipster-nihilist robot? :cry:

Needed skinnier pants and bigger glasses.

[Dead & Messed Up]

Tonight I learned that viewing Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, one after the other, cures depression but doesn't cure the flu.

:|

[lovejuice]

now i'm officially a doctor.

[Sycophant]

Congratulations, Doctah Lovejuice!

[Kurosawa Fan]

We left for vacation yesterday. A few days in the Smokey Mountains, a few days on the Outer Banks, a few days in Colonial Willimsburg, and then a few days in Pittsburgh visiting my sister and seeing a Pirates game. Be back around July 1st. Don't know about internet any of those places so I probably won't be on much. See you guys when I get back!

ritch:

[Skitch]

We left for vacation yesterday. A few days in the Smokey Mountains, a few days on the Outer Banks, a few days in Colonial Willimsburg, and then a few days in Pittsburgh visiting my sister and seeing a Pirates game. Be back around July 1st. Don't know about internet any of those places so I probably won't be on much. See you guys when I get back!

ritch:

I vacation in the Outer Banks every year. Love it.

[thefourthwall]

now i'm officially a doctor.

Congratulations! What are going to do with it? Teach? Work? Sound smarmy when making restaurant reservations?

[Mara]

I have a small office, but it has a door that locks, and so I love it. Most of the time, I'm fine with not having a window. (It enables me to nap during my lunch break, or once when the air conditioning was broken, to work without a shirt on.)

But I had a co-worker just visit me who was drenched in perfume, and it's such a small space with such poor ventilation that I can't seem to air it out. I'm getting a headache.