Random Thoughts

[D_Davis]

I can spread your teachings from my magic carpet.

Yes - you can blanket the city with pamphlets.

[Spun Lepton]

Apparently, I'm well liked.

michael
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.


michael
a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.
"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"


Michael 161 up, 85 down
An insanely HOT guy with an amazing body and is super funny. Girls cry when they see him because they know he is too good for them. Girl and guys around he world desire Michael.
Girl1: Oh my gosh! Theres Michael!
Girl2: *tear*

michael 656 up, 611 down
Another term for insanity or mental illness. Looney, nuts, crazy, mental, coo-coo, completely fucked in the head.
Michael lost his mind.

Michael 23 up, 9 down
People with this name are likely to be extremely awesome. That or sociopathic. Regardless of the mental state, all Michaels are sexy, funny, and sex-gods in bed. Damn, I wish I had a Michael to date right now. That would be freakin' sweet.

[Sycophant]

The first one is obvious, but then...

1. john
a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse

2. John
a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

3. John
A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.
"Have you seen Waynes john?

4. John
v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.

...

32. john
some one who has an abnormal chin.

[Wryan]

Ryan
"A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers."
"A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag."

[DavidSeven]

I'm pretty sure every conventional male name has entries about the sexual prowess and God-like ability of its holder.

[chrisnu]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Christopher

1. christopher

means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher

2. Christopher

Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.

3. Christopher

Christopher is a boy. He is something special. He is smart,and funny, and completely adorable. Guarenteed you will not meet anyone like him in your lifetime, so if you do meet him, you should be greatful. He is a good friend and he would do anything for anyone, especially Katelyn :P. Christopher is awesome. love him.

4. Christopher

An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.
Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"

Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."

James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"

James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"

Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ."

5. Christopher

A Peruvian slang term for "hand job," also a common name in South America.

Gee, thanks.

[Sycophant]

I log into a remote desktop connection (from an office computer) to do all my work. I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. The computer we connect to is in Washington state, and our system administrator is in Georgia.

Miserable situation.

I've got about 5 hours of work to cram into the next 2.5 and things are running so slow, changing windows is taking as much as 5 minutes.

[Raiders]

1. Philip
(n)fil-lip

An amazing individual with strong characteristics. Though at times may been seen as uneasy, he can always find confidence within his friends.

That Philip sure is something.

2. Philip

The sexiest man on Earth. Usually really smart and quick-witted. Philips usually have enormous dicks and make love quite well. They can do things in the bed that no other people can. They are jacked beyond belief and can rip you apart. During times of need they are always there and will do anything for you. Philips are sports fanatics, especially for baseball.

Wow, i want Philip!

3. Philip N. a lover of a girl who is in love with the lover

Aleshia is dating Philip, she loves him with her whole heart.

Wow.

[Spinal]

1. joel 739 up, 278 down love it hate it

Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.

Person: Hey joel!
Person who is a joel: Hey what's up?

2. Joel 157 up, 42 down love it hate it

(n.) Joel- The Latin version of the Hebrew name Yo-el, meaning 'Jehova is God' or 'Yahweh is Lord'. The Greek version ,Ioel, has a similar meaning.
This name was possibly derived from the sun god of Ur, Yo`el, during a time of great cultural mixing.

Joel was also the name of a prophet in the To-rah whom warned of the Apocalypse.

"Would you please open your Bibles to the book of Joel."

3. Joel 206 up, 150 down love it hate it

When a pimp makes all of his hos and tricks pay him just for working for him.

Jenna Jameson is joeling her daddy.

4. Joel 109 up, 68 down love it hate it

Joel is an adjective used largely in the Surrey/Hampshire area used to describe a person of God-like qualities or to decribe someone who has just done a God-like act.

To pull a Joel - To stop a lorry thats brakes have been cut

To BE a Joel - To have God-like characteristics in your persona.

5. Joel 24 up, 4 down love it hate it

1. An awesome name for an awesome guy.

2. To be Joel is to be really hot.

(e.g. wow. you are Joel)

alex: Wow that guy is hot!
karina: Oh that's Joel.
alex: oh my goodness.

6. Joel 14 up, 16 down love it hate it

Verb - To pirate or steal intellectual property. Also to fool China-farmers with fake WOW accounts.

"I heard their new CD is really good! I'm broke, though, so I'll just Joel it."

7. joel 10 thumbs down love it hate it

to be joeled (v): to have the shittiest luck possible; to get owned by anything and everything (especially in moscow); joelin (adj); joel (n)

i totally got joeled jumping off that fence and breaking both feet

i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back

when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled

getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)

not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka

Some good, some bad.

[Sycophant]

Are there any cities in California where it's at all reasonably practical to get by without owning a car (relying chiefly on public transit and perhaps a little biking/walking)?

[Spun Lepton]

Are there any cities in California where it's at all reasonably practical to get by without owning a car (relying chiefly on public transit and perhaps a little biking/walking)?

San Francisco has very good public transportation.

[lovejuice]

panu: Pornographic Movies in Bengali

holy fucking shit!

[Sycophant]

lovejuice found his calling.

[megladon8]

1. braden
the perfect boyfriend. one that will tell you sweet things, kiss you in the rain, play with you in the snow. one that knows your beautiful and isn't afraid to tell you. the kind of boy any girl would want.
girl 1: i just got a braden for christmas!
girl 2: i hate you thats what i wanted!

2. braden
horny goose during mating season
The braden said "HONK HONK Amber DO ME NOW i want in yo panties"

3. Braden
Usually a tall person, brown hair, long eye lashes, and loves sitting next to stoners in class.
Wow, braden is a giant.

4. Braden
it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole
"FUCK! why did you just tell me to fuck off? YOU BRADEN!

Nubmers 1 and 4 seem to be at odds with each other.

#3 is spot on. I'm a tall person with brown hair, long eye lashes, and I hung out with stoners in high school.

[Sycophant]

2. braden
horny goose during mating season
The braden said "HONK HONK Amber DO ME NOW i want in yo panties"

My mental image of you, meg, has been replaced by a randy, drunk Canadian goose.

[megladon8]

My mental image of you, meg, has been replaced by a randy, drunk Canadian goose.

I don't see how that was a replacement.

[Ezee E]

Are there any cities in California where it's at all reasonably practical to get by without owning a car (relying chiefly on public transit and perhaps a little biking/walking)?

As mentioned. San Francisco.

But if you need to get out of the city, you're fucked.

[number8]

But if you need to get out of the city, you're fucked.

Not true. We have BART.

[Ivan Drago]

1. kevin

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

2. Kevin

Anglicized form of the Irish name CaoimhÃ*n, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.

3. kevin

v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.

4. kevin

A Portuguese slang for penis

5. kevin

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

6. kevin

someone who has probably porked your mom

7. Kevin
An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.
Wow, Kevin is such a great guy.

[number8]

4. kevin

A Portuguese slang for penis

For some reason I actually knew this.

[Ivan Drago]

For some reason I actually knew this.

:crazy:

[Barty]

5. stephen

a tall skinny guy, a sex crave for sure. couldl get anyone he wants, major player but nobody cares because he's so damn sexy.

girl: stephen and i screwed last night.
other girl: oh really i screwed him last night too.

Sounds about right. :lol:

[Sycophant]

I'm beginning to think all Stephens/Stevens are libertarians. Does the urbandictionary know that?

[Barty]

9. Stephen

The most beautiful boy in existence. Has stunning eyes, that make your heart fall through the floor when they crinkle with his perfect smile. Is deep, unlike most boys, and extremely intelligent. Has a big heart, and he doesn't realize when he's being taken for granted. Even though he would never admit it, he sometimes's can't see what's right in front of him. An over-analyzer, and very stubborn, but he will admit defeat when he has to. Likes to drive girls crazy, apparently. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to figure out.

Who IS that!?
Oh, that's just my friend Stephen.
Do you like him?

Of course.
Does he like you?
I don't deserve him.

LOL. I think this was written by one of my concessionists that is in love with me.

[Barty]

I'm beginning to think all Stephens/Stevens are libertarians. Does the urbandictionary know that?

Indeed.