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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    I just had the most hilarious idea for a movie poster for a comedy movie called Shacking Up, which will feature an actor in his mid-to-late-thirties (Matthew Perry?) and an actress in her mid-to-late twenties (Katherine Heigl?). They will be holding boxes in front of an apartment door with hilarious looks on their faces.

    Protruding from each box will be something embarrassing and sexual (like porn or a dildo or underwear or something).

    Oh, man, I can just see it at the multiplex now!
    In the corner should be Christopher Walken with a curious face.

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    In the corner should be Christopher Walken with a curious face.
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    Now we just need a tagline.

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    I don't think you'll need to break the bank for a camera. If the writing and ability to compose shots is there, the quality given by any half-decent camera should be good enough.
    Still, this baby has just come out: http://www.dpreview.com/news/0903/09...umixdmcgh1.asp

    It just screams "artist on a budget".

    The thought of shooting full HD with high quality photographic lenses is making me drool in advance.

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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    Now we just need a tagline.
    The lease is the least of their problems!

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    ...and the milk's in me.

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    Quote Quoting Mara (view post)
    The lease is the least of their problems!

    MOVING IN JUNE 6
    This is perfection.

    I think we're ready to roll on this, guys.

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    Is it too soon to whisper Oscar?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEsgxoNqQKs
    ...and the milk's in me.

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    I think we're ready to roll on this, guys.
    The scary thing is - I think this is how these films are actually made.

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    Did you know that the BeeGees save lives?
    Very odd, Guest. Very odd.

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    Quote Quoting [ETM] (view post)
    The scary thing is - I think this is how these films are actually made.
    I certainly can imagine that some actually start this way. It makes sense, really.

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    I've started a number of seeds indoors for my garden this year, hoping they will be hardy enough to transplant by early May. I am branching out into more vegetables this year, when I've historically grown mostly herbs.

    I never grow flowers. Flowers are silly.

    Anyhoo, I planted the seeds on Saturday, and little artichoke shoots sprouted through the soil yesterday. Four freaking days. I'm in shock and slightly afraid.
    ...and the milk's in me.

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    I can't believe Gilette is making a new line of razors specifically for gamers.

    Penny Arcade makes light of it as they so often do with these idiotic situations.

    But really, that's pretty...I don't know. Some word that denotes "bad".
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    Remember that incident last summer where the young Canadian man was stabbed and decapitated on a Greyhound bus?

    The guy who did this may be found "Not Criminally Responsible"

    This not only means he would go to a psychiatric institute instead of jail, but he will also have no criminal record of this event upon release from said institute.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Remember that incident last summer where the young Canadian man was stabbed and decapitated on a Greyhound bus?

    The guy who did this may be found "Not Criminally Responsible"

    This not only means he would go to a psychiatric institute instead of jail, but he will also have no criminal record of this event upon release from said institute.
    That happened in Canada didn't it?

    Look at Dear Zachary as well.

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    No words.

    "I had no choice," the soldier told Robertson, "but I will say that I didn't kill anybody, but the raping of the small children, it was bad."
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Remember that incident last summer where the young Canadian man was stabbed and decapitated on a Greyhound bus?

    The guy who did this may be found "Not Criminally Responsible"

    This not only means he would go to a psychiatric institute instead of jail, but he will also have no criminal record of this event upon release from said institute.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense
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    OH FUCK

    *dry heaves*

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    Quote Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
    is that supposed to be delicious or gross?
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    Using my rule that any food item+bacon=better eating experience, the above can only be described as food given to us by the gods themselves. Of course eating it will probably lead you to meeting said gods sooner.

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    I could see that concoction being good if you just served an inch-wide slice off the end with eggs, toast, and potatoes.

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    Another addition to "annoyingly incorrect words/phrases people use".


    "Once and a while"


    It's "once IN a while", you philistine!
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    "Once and a while"


    It's "one IN a while", you philistine!
    I'm quoting this just for the lulz.
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    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    I picked up a side by side double shotgun a few years back. It's a L.C. Smith that was made in 1927, and after doing a bit of research, I think its worth more than twice what I paid for it. Neat.
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