Nancy Grace. Or as I call her, White Tyra Banks.
Nancy Grace. Or as I call her, White Tyra Banks.
Movie Theater DiaryQuoting Donald Glover
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The next governor of Iowa?
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Heh. My choices this time around aren't much better than the last election. Instead of Republican douchebag, I get previous governor of Iowa who's gotten bored and decided to run again knowing he can win, but he's got outdated ideas to fix the state, vs. Democrat who's done some good things, but I don't like at all and I didn't vote for in the last election (I voted liberatarian). Hurray :|
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And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?
No offense intended to your state. Just picked a random farming-and-likely-to-have-naked-nutballs-running-around state. Plus I know some friends from Iowa and they always spoke highly of their state...
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Nah, none taken-and I found it to be amusing (but not too surprising, haha). I don't think highly of Iowa-I'm hoping to leave it one day-and I took it as a chance to rant on the governor's race, which is craptastic to say the least.No offense intended to your state. Just picked a random farming-and-likely-to-have-naked-nutballs-running-around state. Plus I know some friends from Iowa and they always spoke highly of their state...
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And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?
My frenemy from age 8, who I finally had an emotional blow-out with in college over her abusive, douchecanoe boyfriend and haven't spoken to since because a little distance showed her to be incredibly manipulative and cruel (plus every two or three years she sends me creepy letters, with pleas or threats or outlandish stories) just had a picture posted on Facebook.
She's fatter than me.
I just won the girl lottery.
...and the milk's in me.
In case you think I'm being too mean: when she was first getting together with her douchecanoe boyfriend she introduced the two of us, and then threw a fit when we got along pretty well and I made him laugh.
She said to me, and I quote, "He just wants your brain in my body."
....bitch.
...and the milk's in me.
My sister became friends with her brother in college, and I was chatting with him once. Mind you, this was five or six years after we had stopped speaking. He mentioned that she had just gotten married (yeah, I got an invite for some reason) and he said that before the ceremony she had a complete meltdown and started screaming and crying, saying "Natalie should be here with me! Why isn't Natalie here?"
And I tried to say something nice, but I was thinking, "Dude, your sister is a psychopath."
...and the milk's in me.
I'm using that quote. :lol:
"Listen man, it might be hard to understand, but
Don't mourn the dead,
Celebrate the life they gave"
- Kashmir "Seraphina"
Today I saw this girl I've had my eye on for a while holding hands with some dude.
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I managed to record a sighting of a DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW!!!
ALL THE WAY!!!
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I found this amusing:
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Yeah, but did it knock you on your ass with awesome rainbow power?
Edit: gave up too much rep today. Will get you later for the cool video.
I bet the dude was a total schmo, as well. Isn't that the worst? When you're really into this girl, and she's dating somebody who's not in the same league as you? But of course, he's funny or something.
Oh, god, please Madman, don't tell me Terry "Braindead" Branstad isn't running for governor again...
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
That's when you know you should've put down the binoculars a little sooner.
In completely unrelated news:
Thanks Mara for the my new favorite word: douchecanoe.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
There is nothing that is not wrong about this image. Look at his fuckin' eyes!
Also, congrats Mara on the lottery, etc.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
...I use that one all the time. Not sure where I picked it up. I like terms that are vulgar without actually being profanities.
...and the milk's in me.
So, I just had to cut open my own foot with a dull pocket-knife and pull out a half-inch long chunk of wood that was buried about an inch inside, without the aid of alcohol.
Damn right.
Youch. So have you seen Felidae yet? Strikes me as a film you'd like. It's on youtube.
The Princess and the Pilot - B-
Playtime (rewatch) - A
The Hobbit - C-
The Comedy - D+
Kings of the Road - C+
The Odd Couple - B
Red Rock West - C-
The Hunger Games - D-
Prometheus - C
Tangled - C+
You bet. Felidae's great, great stuff - you can probably find my review of it from way back on the site, somewhere; although, I probably could've done without all the Boy George music.
I once did something pretty manly.
Yup, the eyes are the key touch there.
It's not very good. I'd give it a C-.
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