You know you're a pro when you can tell them from loaves of bread.
You know you're a pro when you can tell them from loaves of bread.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Ooh. Sounds nice.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
Also corgis are cool dogs. My uncle and aunt owned one years ago.
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Woof. Its been in the 90s here in Iowa. I imagine July is going to be really bad.Quoting Ezee E (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Yeah, corgis are the best. They're essentially big dogs with short stumpy legs.Quoting DFA1979 (view post)
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
I hate Michael McDonald.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Did he steal your chalupa?
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
He Can't Let Go NowQuoting bac0n (view post)
His voice sounds like the South Park joke singing voice.Quoting bac0n (view post)
It sounds like satire to me, and I don't get why he is so beloved.
Like it's a big joke that the world took seriously.
*sending bac0n a voice clip on FB messenger*
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Hey whoa, this was just jokes, sir, that is uncalled-for threatsQuoting megladon8 (view post)
Not a threat when it's done.Quoting Skitch (view post)
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Cooooooold. Scar, wellness check on the bac
There's a serial cat killer in west end Ottawa right now, which is pretty horrific.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Why do Canadians hate cats?Quoting megladon8 (view post)
I laughed out loud. I never do that when I read a joke.Quoting Idioteque Stalker (view post)
"Listen man, it might be hard to understand, but
Don't mourn the dead,
Celebrate the life they gave"
- Kashmir "Seraphina"
It's weird that I can't get any positive effect from Delta 8 (federally legal). The first time I "overdosed" and it just made me feel ill - but the second time I tried a smaller dose and it did nothing really except for some dizziness, dry mouth, sleepiness.
Wow, I have found that ADHD meds are like DVDs. When you first go on them, you're like, so, yeah, this is okay, but you truly appreciate the value they add when you suddenly have to get through a work day without them.
Man alive, the effort I needed to put in yesterday to make it though the 16 meetings I was in (yeah, you read that right. 16 meetings, and I had to pay attention during all of them) took so much effort that by lunch time I could barely put together a coherent sentence, and by the time 5pm hit, I was just exhausted and my brain felt like scrambled eggs. After dinner I was passed out on the chair.
Thank god my pills finally showed up today. If you happened to hear the popeye theme playing softly in the distance about 1:15 CDT today, that was why.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
How does that even work 16 meetings? Is that like 16, 30 minute meetings?
All half an hour meetings. Solid from 7:00 AM to noon, and again from 1pm to 5pm.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
That sounds like an absolutely terrible day, meds or not.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Dude, I was working on the wrong side of Broadway today. Sure I could’ve found ya something.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Disney has changed the name of Boba Fett's ship from Slave 1 to...Boba Fett's Starship. Unclear if this will be in all Star Wars canon, or just on merchandise going forward.
Because the word slave is bad.
I'm glad they're fighting the important battles.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
birdsarentreal.com is my new favorite thing.
I am amused. May even buy some of the dope merch.Quoting Skitch (view post)
Some of those shirts are awesome.