They need to stop making medicine flavors so delicious. I'm 'bout to buy some Pepto to have on hand as a snack.
They need to stop making medicine flavors so delicious. I'm 'bout to buy some Pepto to have on hand as a snack.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes from one of my favorite comedians.
Quoting Mitch Hedberg
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Was diagnosed with diverticulitis today. So, on top of becoming a walking Saturday Night Live sketch, I now get to spend the next few days with pain in my lower abdomen and a feeling like I constantly have to go #2.
My YouTube Channel: Grim Street Grindhouse
My Top 100 Horror Movies OF ALL TIME.
I think my mom was diagnosed with that too recently. I have had my share of stomach/bowel issues in my thirties. I wonder if that's in my future.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
I'm so sorry to hear that, Spun...Quoting Spun Lepton (view post)
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Sorry to hear that.Quoting Spun Lepton (view post)
Just one more way that you’re like Brock Leanar.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Darn, sorry Spun. Take her easy.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
That sucks Spun, sorry. My wife is always baffled by my stomach issues, because she like almost has never had them. Then I talk to my dad and hes the same way.
That sucks. Feel better.Quoting Spun Lepton (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
I miss that guy. Mitch was hilarious.Quoting bac0n (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
I solved a small technical issue on a personal project that's been bugging me for ~6 mos.
And now I will get up from my desk and do my Friday night BOOYAH dance.
Oh fun. What kind of project?Quoting Irish (view post)
Crazy stat...100% of the people on my fb friends list that declared they hated fb and were leaving it (because of fact checking and what not), 1. have posts mocking people that claim they will leave the country if so and so wins whatever election and 2. are still on fb.
It's our wedding anniversary today so we are having a steak dinner then either watching In the Mood for Love, or Godzilla movies.
We'll flip a coin.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Pro tip: Go with what your wife wants to watch.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Sounds like we're watching Godzilla, then!Quoting Scar (view post)
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Thats no bullshitQuoting Scar (view post)
Based on his recent Letterboxd diary, something related to westerns.Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
I almost left but that's cause FB is overrun by boomer fascists. Still I remain I guess for now.Quoting Skitch (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Both are quality picks.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Westerns are always good.Quoting Idioteque Stalker (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Just ranting about my crazy super Trumper family. Because I can't on fb or I'll get a sit downQuoting DFA1979 (view post)
Built a small website on top of quasi-free shit from Amazon, Github, and Cloudfare. Only downside is that I'm sometimes limited by the restrictions they put on mooch accounts, lol. So I was relieved that Github changed their system in a way that allowed me to resolve my issue.Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
Private? or something you'd be willing to share with MC?Quoting Irish (view post)
My latest booyeh project is buying and installing as dishwasher myself. (the previous owners did not wire nor pipe the dishwasher correctly so it was a major pain in the ass)
ooof, DID THATQuoting Dukefrukem (view post)