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    But if anyone does want to get real about condiments I will whip out this....


    ....list of reasons you're wrong

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    I got the message too.

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    Thank you robo call saying my social security number was locked down. You called thirty minutes after I picked up Meeko’s ashes. Thank you for letting me speak to someone and use words that my former Navy father would’ve said ‘Goddamn, son.’

    I needed that.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    Quote Quoting Scar (view post)
    Thank you robo call saying my social security number was locked down. You called thirty minutes after I picked up Meeko’s ashes. Thank you for letting me speak to someone and use words that my former Navy father would’ve said ‘Goddamn, son.’

    I needed that.
    I get those what seems like daily at this point. They always call from a number that's very similar to mine.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Oh to have been a fly on the wall during Hulk Scarmageddon...
    Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)

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    I was at the book store earlier this week and saw a kids' board book called "Woke Baby".

    Had stuff like a picture of a baby stretching after a nap, and words like "woke baby raises his fists in the air in solidarity with the oppressed".

    Cringe level 9000.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    I'm kinda thinking there is a bit of satire going on with that book.
    Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)

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    Quote Quoting bac0n (view post)
    I'm kinda thinking there is a bit of satire going on with that book.
    It seemed pretty sincere. Let me see if I can find it online.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Here it is...



    "For all the littlest progressives, waking up to seize a new day of justice and activism.

    Woke babies are up early. Woke babies raise their fists in the air. Woke babies cry out for justice. Woke babies grow up to change the world.

    This lyrical and empowering book is both a celebration of what it means to be a baby and what it means to be woke. With bright playful art, Woke Baby is an anthem of hope in a world where the only limit to a skyscraper is more blue."


    BARF
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Mahogany L Browne? This might be an entirely racist entity.

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    Reminds me of Strangers With Candy and Principal Onyx Blackman.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Looked up the name and no, she is 100% legit.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Now that Hayley Atwell is dating Tom Cruise, 2020 has completed its mission of fucking ruining the world.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Oh thank christ. I still have a chance.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Oh thank christ. I still have a chance.
    It's not worth it. Cruise seems too high maintenance and he'll never be at home when you need him.
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    Quote Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
    It's not worth it. Cruise seems too high maintenance and he'll never be at home when you need him.
    You must spread more reputation.....

    God DAMNIT.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    You must spread more reputation.....

    God DAMNIT.
    I got ya covered there, Scar.

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    Bahaha
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    28 day lockdown in Ontario.

    But it's the same as always - Frontline workers are the ones given the responsibility of enforcing the rules.

    So it continues to play out like this:

    Customer enters store without a mask.

    I am obligated to approach them and remind them we require masks to be worn in the store.

    Customer yells and swears, calls me names and calls head office to complain.

    I get written up.
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    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    meg I also work in retail. That's bullshit if you get written up for doing your job. God I hate people sometimes.
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    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    And sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone
    And I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own
    Well, I guess this is growing up

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    Quote Quoting DFA1979 (view post)
    meg I also work in retail. That's bullshit if you get written up for doing your job. God I hate people sometimes.
    Any time a customer complains, the company always sides with the customer in order to make them come back.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Yeah and there are times when customer complaints are valid. However your example is not one of those.
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    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    And sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone
    And I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own
    Well, I guess this is growing up

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    Yeah that's bullshit.

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    On a happier note I got a black Chiefs hoodie and a red Chiefs shirt for Xmas from the fam. And a Barnes & Noble gift card plus a Fit bit that should hopefully motivate my fat ass to move more often.
    Blog!

    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    And sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone
    And I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own
    Well, I guess this is growing up

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