Quoting Spinal (view post)
Posting topless internet pictures probably wouldn't go too well with my weight problem.
I'm not obese, but I have a gut.
Posting topless internet pictures probably wouldn't go too well with my weight problem.
I'm not obese, but I have a gut.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I went to the Entertainment Weekly site in order to check out this Diablo Cody column and was about to start reading one, when I noticed the title of the column was Binge Thinking. I'm sorry, but I refuse to read one sentence of a colum entitled Binge Thinking.
:lol:
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Considering EW is a a piece of shit rag...
I really hate EW.
Whattaya expect from a magazine who's initials form a word you say in reaction to seeing a cat turd on your carpet?
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
GD?
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Got made fun of at the golf range today with my dad - again.
Seriously...what the fuck is wrong with people, that makes them think this behaviour is acceptable?
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
They mined more gold then you?
I would laugh.
...ass.
:P
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Were they also golfers? Because if they were, what dicks. If not, then they had every right to ridicule you. Because you were playing golf.
Movie Theater Diary
Well, they were there playing golf.
I dunno if they were "golfers" per se...I wouldn't qualify myself as a golfer.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I meant someone playing golf.
Movie Theater Diary
Tiger Woods could kick your ass.
Sure why not?
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (Rian Johnson) - 9
STRONGER (David Gordon Green) - 6
THE DISASTER ARTIST (James Franco) - 7
THE FLORIDA PROJECT (Sean Baker) - 9
LADY BIRD (Greta Gerwig) - 8
"Hitchcock is really bad at suspense."
- Stay Puft
The best aspect of golf is drunk cart driving.
I'm writing for Slant Magazine now, so check out my list of reviews.
Hopefully I'll have the energy to update my signature soon.
So why is he not playing this year? Because he is a pussy. Tiger Woods? More like Kitty Impotents.
Movie Theater Diary
Tiger did play on his busted knee. And he won a championship by doing so. I'd say that's pretty badass. Put that in your pipe and smoke it :P
BLOG
And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?
:lol:
That is some bullshit, man. Where I play, most everybody isn't that great, so we are used to playing from the wrong fairways, and golf balls flying at you from out of nowhere. I've never had a problem with other golfers.
Give me a golf cart, a 12 pack, and a lake and I'll show you a good time. Ever wonder how far a cart can go in a pond?
[]
I think that a Skitch/Megs/bac0n hack&slash stinkeroo at the golf course would be a pretty epic experience. And if #8 asks nicely, he can play too.
:twisted:
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Count me in. I love golf.
BLOG
And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?
I will eat a 3-iron before I play golf.
Movie Theater Diary
Last time I played golf I hit the ground and ripped the skin off half my thumb.
It was fun until then. :lol:
"Listen man, it might be hard to understand, but
Don't mourn the dead,
Celebrate the life they gave"
- Kashmir "Seraphina"
I've golfed a couple times. Stopped when my rotator cuffs started bothering me. I blame the golf, not shooting the elephant guns.... :lol:
I did have a birdie, once.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
*feeds 8 a 3 iron*
:twisted:
Why are they keeping John Graziano alive?
Makes no sense to me at all, it's not like he's going to recover when half his head is gone.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
forum
Reply With Quote
