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    A friend of mine's father asked me to be on his right-wing radio show that he broadcasts from his basement.

    oh god oh god oh god oh god
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    Quote Quoting BuffaloWilder (view post)
    A friend of mine's father asked me to be on his right-wing radio show that he broadcasts from his basement.

    oh god oh god oh god oh god
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Quote Quoting BuffaloWilder (view post)
    A friend of mine's father asked me to be on his right-wing radio show that he broadcasts from his basement.

    oh god oh god oh god oh god

    Do it!

    Being on the radio is such great fun. I love it. I miss it.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    I'm thinking I may go on there and just try to one-up him by talking about the reptilians and the Zionist conspiracy.
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    Quote Quoting BuffaloWilder (view post)
    I'm thinking I may go on there and just try to one-up him by talking about the reptilians and the Zionist conspiracy.

    Go there with a backpack full of weed paraphernalia and every few moments as if he "wants to pitch on a doob".
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting BuffaloWilder (view post)
    I'm thinking I may go on there and just try to one-up him by talking about the reptilians and the Zionist conspiracy.
    Talk up Scientology.
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Go there with a backpack full of weed paraphernalia and every few moments as if he "wants to pitch on a doob".
    I'll do Bryce's voice from WFMU.

    Of course, I'm not even sure this stuff would stick out among the rest of his show. He told me a while back to "keep away from that swine flu vaccine - it's got nothin' to do with swine flu." He thinks it's mind-control.
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    Talk up Scientology.
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    Quote Quoting BuffaloWilder (view post)
    He told me a while back to "keep away from that swine flu vaccine - it's got nothin' to do with swine flu." He thinks it's mind-control.
    *facepalm*

    that's not right wing. that's crazy.

    i once met someone who wholeheartedly believed in the reptilian conspiracy business. one of the more interesting nights of my life.

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    I have a friend who believes that FREE flu shots are a government scam.

    That they're actually placebos and do nothing at all.
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    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Recently, Bill O'Reilly called Glenn Beck crazy for insinuating that the swine flu vaccine is really a device being injected into you for the government to track. Best part is O'Reilly going, "Look, I can debunk this in two seconds. THAT'S. NUTS."

    Fox News imploded.
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    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Creepy story!

    THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Hey, Roman Polanski, I realize you're on kind of a shit run right now but if it's any consolation, you are currently number 1 on IMDB's STARmeter

    Eat it, Megan Fox!

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    Man, I am grumpy today.
    ...and the milk's in me.

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    Quote Quoting Mara (view post)
    Man, I am grumpy today.



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    I love it. What a face.

    I want to own him so we can be grumpy together.
    ...and the milk's in me.

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    Do you guys remember my nutty grandpa who beat down a California wildfire using only a concrete bunker, sprinklers, and ego?

    He's out visiting us, and since the fire his house has depreciated in value 1.6 million dollars. Scary much? The value will increase as his blackened neighborhood is rebuilt, but it won't be any time soon.
    ...and the milk's in me.

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    It's so damn beautiful out there right now.
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    somehow i need to position my bed and my lamp such that i have a reading light. i have been going to sleep without reading for this past week, and i don't like what has gone through my head. in a nutshell, they are variations of the lyric from that faust song in phantom of the paradise. crazy, depressing shit.
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    Quote Quoting Mara (view post)
    Do you guys remember my nutty grandpa who beat down a California wildfire using only a concrete bunker, sprinklers, and ego?

    He's out visiting us, and since the fire his house has depreciated in value 1.6 million dollars. Scary much? The value will increase as his blackened neighborhood is rebuilt, but it won't be any time soon.
    Damn. I wish I had 1.6 million dollars worth of house to depreciate.
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    Quote Quoting lovejuice (view post)
    somehow i need to position my bed and my lamp such that i have a reading light. i have been going to sleep without reading for this past week, and i don't like what has gone through my head. in a nutshell, they are variations of the lyric from that faust song in phantom of the paradise. crazy, depressing shit.
    every night in bed i read til i'm exhausted. it quiets the mind.

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    Quote Quoting bac0n (view post)
    Damn. I wish I had 1.6 million dollars worth of house to depreciate.
    Yeah, me too. He bought the house in 1978 for $190,000. That's quite an investment return to be consequently eaten up in a fire.
    ...and the milk's in me.

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    http://thereifixedit.com

    Hilarious examples of trashy, ingenious or jerry-rigged repairs. I'm not judging-- one of the side mirrors on my car is held on with superglue. No joke.
    ...and the milk's in me.

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