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Edited in the poll, Irish. Though this one likely only needs one poll option...
The Boat People - 9
The Power of the Dog - 7.5
The King of Pigs - 7
Ha, thank you! I totally forgot about the poll*. I expect every vote to be a "Yay," of course.Quoting dreamdead (view post)
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Oh shoot. I accidentally posted my review for this in the Pacific Rim thread. Please refer to those thoughts that were meant to describe this masterstroke of tension and raw spectacle.
Last 11 things I really enjoyed:
Speed Racer (Wachowski/Wachowski, 2008)
Safe (Haynes, 1995)
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Parker, 1999)
Beastie Boys Story (Jonze, 2020)
Bad Trip (Sakurai, 2020)
What's Up Doc? (Bogdanovich, 1972)
Diva (Beineix, 1981)
Delicatessen (Caro/Jeunet, 1991)
The Hunger (Scott, 1983)
Pineapple Express (Green, 2008)
Chungking Express (Wong, 1994)
I love Tara Reid's career trajectory: Coen Brothers film --> Robert Altman film --> Uwe Boll film --> Sharknado. Where can it possibly go next??
Nothing can ever describe this better than "a thing that exists".
I watched this... and it was ever so glorious. God, I hope KF made sure to watch / DVR it. It has to be seen to be believed.
Recently Viewed:
Thor: The Dark World (2013) **½
The Counselor (2013) *½
Walden (1969) ***
A Hijacking (2012) ***½
Before Midnight (2013) ***
Films By Year
I can't believe I fucking forgot. My day is ruined. Unless they're rerunning it this weekend. Otherwise I'll have to try to find another way...
It doesn't air again until August 22nd. Son of a...
SyFy is owned by NBCUniversal.Quoting amberlita (view post)
Brian Williams has more integrity than that!!!Quoting Irish (view post)
Quoting amberlita (view post)
Fear not! SyFy's rerunning it in the States next week!Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
Hahaha it's an ABC News story too.
Last 11 things I really enjoyed:
Speed Racer (Wachowski/Wachowski, 2008)
Safe (Haynes, 1995)
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Parker, 1999)
Beastie Boys Story (Jonze, 2020)
Bad Trip (Sakurai, 2020)
What's Up Doc? (Bogdanovich, 1972)
Diva (Beineix, 1981)
Delicatessen (Caro/Jeunet, 1991)
The Hunger (Scott, 1983)
Pineapple Express (Green, 2008)
Chungking Express (Wong, 1994)
FUCK. YES.Quoting Henry Gale (view post)
This was all the talk during the week in California radio, beaches, etc... I don't know how that many people saw it if it was just on SyFy... But it's a huge hit apparently.
Too much shark, not enough nado.
People like watching crap. That's why Grown Ups 2 is #1 at the box office.Quoting Ezee E (view post)
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Catastrophe: Season 1 (2015) A
Rectify: Season 3 (2015) A-
Bojack Horseman: Season 2 (2015) A
True Detective: Season 2 (2015) A-
Wayward Pines: Season 1 (2015) B
Currently Playing: Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise (replay) (XB1) / Contradiction (PC)
Recently Finished: Everybody's Gone to the Rapture (PS4) A+ / Life is Strange: Ep 4 (PS4) A / Bastion (replay) (PS4) B+
Living in Seattle keeps you sheltered from the rest of the country's nonsense.Quoting D_Davis (view post)
TV Recently Finished:
Catastrophe: Season 1 (2015) A
Rectify: Season 3 (2015) A-
Bojack Horseman: Season 2 (2015) A
True Detective: Season 2 (2015) A-
Wayward Pines: Season 1 (2015) B
Currently Playing: Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise (replay) (XB1) / Contradiction (PC)
Recently Finished: Everybody's Gone to the Rapture (PS4) A+ / Life is Strange: Ep 4 (PS4) A / Bastion (replay) (PS4) B+
I do not have cable, otherwise I would've eaten this up.
I have to see this as soon as possible.
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The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and the Horse (Mackesy, 2022) 4.5
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M3GAN (Johnstone, 2023) 3.5
Turning Red (Shi, 2022) 4.5
Tokyo Story (Ozu, 1953) 5
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I did not like this. A couple inspired cartoon beats, but most just the usual Asylum mode of cynical, tedious, secondary filmmaking.
Admittedly, this is only really worth it for the last 30 minutes when the film just takes one WTF beat after another, but I was rolling through those last minutes. Everyone else talks about the guy from 90210 leaping into a shark and chainsawing his way out, but I am focusing on that brilliant moment when a swimming pool EXPLODES. Epic stuff.Quoting Dead & Messed Up (view post)
Recently Viewed:
Thor: The Dark World (2013) **½
The Counselor (2013) *½
Walden (1969) ***
A Hijacking (2012) ***½
Before Midnight (2013) ***
Films By Year
I thought the last 60 minutes was hysterical. The constant inconsistencies in weather, geography, and character location from shot to shot brought huge laughs, but what I found even more hilarious was the fact that, outside of the main group of five people, no one else seemed to care about what was going on. Old people swimming in the pool, mailman delivering packages in the background, cars driving by nonchalantly on the bridge as the school kids are being saved, etc. The indifference to the event of every background car/bystander was gold. And then of course there's the action in the last 30 minutes. Swimming pool/car explosions, picking off flying sharks with a handgun from a mile away, watching Steve Sanders pretend to drive a car, watching Aussie guy try to flick a shark off his leg like it was poo stuck to his shoe, slow-motion Tara Reid cart kick, chainsaw escape, etc.
A sequel will be awful because they'll try waaaay too hard, but the little things in this one went the extra mile and made it well worth watching.
The Asylum never tries. Their modus operandi is to simply not give a shit.Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)