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Time for a road trip.
Someone eviscerate that cunt.
Time for a road trip.
Someone eviscerate that cunt.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Grocery Shopping
Normally, I don't mind grocery shopping. Why? Because I go at about 1545 during the week after work. I've got my list, I checked it twice. Grab the shit and get out. God help me if I have to go late morning/early afternoon on a Saturday. Too. Much. Humanity. And then there are the howlers. You know them, the kids that aren't getting what they want, so they start screaming at the top of their lungs and just, will, not, shut, the fuck, up.
Multiply this by 10 if I have to go to Walmart.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Before I had kids, I used to go grocery shopping at 1 or 2 in the morning. It was beautiful. The place was completely empty.
Chavs
Fucking Chavs.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
My grocery shopping experiences are long, languid affairs as I'm indecisive and make my way through each aisle several times. I do this at least twice a week, too. Add to that that I have to walk the better part of a mile each way, and we're talking about a loathesome experience on my end, as well.
Where's Pritch when we need him? :cry:
I do this. Everywhere should be open 24 hours.
Letterboxd rating scale:
The Long Riders (Hill) ***
Furious 7 (Wan) **½
Hard Times (Hill) ****½
Another 48 Hrs. (Hill) ***
/48 Hrs./ (Hill) ***½
The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec (Besson) ***
/Unknown/ (Collet-Serra) ***½
Animal (Simmons) **
I don't know what this means.
I think "the entire teenage population" would be a better choice.
Sure why not?
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (Rian Johnson) - 9
STRONGER (David Gordon Green) - 6
THE DISASTER ARTIST (James Franco) - 7
THE FLORIDA PROJECT (Sean Baker) - 9
LADY BIRD (Greta Gerwig) - 8
"Hitchcock is really bad at suspense."
- Stay Puft
Ugh. I go a few times a week. But I know what I'm gonna cook, so I grab the fish or meat, and get out.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Then you miss out on the young twenty-somethings....
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Chav, also Charv/Charver and Chavette (pronounced /ʧæv/, with 'ch' as in chair) are mainly derogatory slang terms in the United Kingdom for a subcultural stereotype fixated on fashions derived from American hip hop such as imitation gold, poorly made jewellery and fake designer clothing, combined with elements of working class British street fashion. The term appeared in mainstream dictionaries in 2005.[1][2]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I was unaware that Minnesota had such a Chav infestation.
We have other terminology, but I'm trying to bring Chav into common day usage.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
It is a rather pleasing word to say.
Letterboxd rating scale:
The Long Riders (Hill) ***
Furious 7 (Wan) **½
Hard Times (Hill) ****½
Another 48 Hrs. (Hill) ***
/48 Hrs./ (Hill) ***½
The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec (Besson) ***
/Unknown/ (Collet-Serra) ***½
Animal (Simmons) **
Ah, chav. I didn't realize it had a name.
My life is mercifully pretty much chav-free.
Darth Maul's Screen Time
Are you kidding me? The guy all the promotional material was based around was in the movie for around five FUCKING minutes?! Get the FUCK out.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I liked how pretty much the first time we see him, he's presented fairly un-menacingly and has some really unintimidating lines.Darth Maul's Screen Time
Yeah. Pity he'd already been built up by the hype machine. Could you have imagined what would've happened if they hadn't unveiled the double bladed light sabre until after the movie hit theatres? Granted, I would've pitied the theatre workers, because of the massive clean up that would've required after a million fan boys splooged themselves.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
[mumbling]"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."[/mumbling]
Oohh!
Letterboxd rating scale:
The Long Riders (Hill) ***
Furious 7 (Wan) **½
Hard Times (Hill) ****½
Another 48 Hrs. (Hill) ***
/48 Hrs./ (Hill) ***½
The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec (Besson) ***
/Unknown/ (Collet-Serra) ***½
Animal (Simmons) **
Wait, whaaaaaaat?! That wasn't a joke?!?
My brother had half of his back tattooed with a giant Darth Maul before the movie's release. He has since had it replaced with an entire-back-covering Darth Vader.
Letterboxd rating scale:
The Long Riders (Hill) ***
Furious 7 (Wan) **½
Hard Times (Hill) ****½
Another 48 Hrs. (Hill) ***
/48 Hrs./ (Hill) ***½
The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec (Besson) ***
/Unknown/ (Collet-Serra) ***½
Animal (Simmons) **
Red Pepper Flakes
You made my then "special lady friend" cry.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I love these things. You have to be really careful with how you use them, though--too few is pointless, too many is painful.
The recipe given to me had a typo....
It said 1/4 to 1/2 CUP. Supposed to be 1/4 to 1/2 tablespoon.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
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