Random Thoughts

[Mara]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

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A towel?

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[Kurosawa Fan]

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A towel?

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Yep.

Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?

[ledfloyd]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

that one is just too easy. a towel.

[Mara]

Yep.

Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?

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Wholesome?

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[Mara]

that one is just too easy. a towel.

Then you should have been faster.

[Kurosawa Fan]

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Wholesome?

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Yep.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

[Mara]

WHEE! Ry Cooder is going on repeat, and I've decided this is a good day.

[ledfloyd]

dammit, stop beating me mara.

[EvilShoe]

So, I just found out an ex-classmate of mine participated in a local "artsy" porn film.

I did my internship at a radio station with her. She constantly talked about sex so people would notice her.

She's moved up in the world.

[Mara]

dammit, stop beating me mara.

This new one has given me pause.

[ledfloyd]

This new one has given me pause.

same.

[EvilShoe]

Please respect my random thoughts. I respected K_Fan's crap riddle.

[ledfloyd]

is the answer no?

[Mara]

I turn polar bears white: reflected light?

and I will make you cry: reflected light will do that, too.

I make guys have to pee: Um... water?

and girls comb their hair: Mirrors?

I make celebrities look stupid: no cause needed

and normal people look like celebrities: airbrushing

I turn pancakes brown: heat, also reflected light

and make your champagne bubble: carbon dioxide

If you squeeze me, I'll pop: zit

If you look at me, you'll pop: ????

It's going to be one of those obnoxiously silly answers, like the letter "k" or something.

[EvilShoe]

I have to say I never expected anyone in my social circle to participate in porn. (Not counting homemade).

How strange.

[D_Davis]

I like turtles.

[Mara]

I have to say I never expected anyone in my social circle to participate in porn. (Not counting homemade).

How strange.

I knew a guy in California who did lighting and camera work for porn. He had a film degree, and everything.

I didn't like him, for the record. He was skeevy. But I did, in fact, know him.

[Mara]

is the answer no?

Oh. I get it.

:|

[Mara]

My real father has a long history of telling me strange jokes and riddles that lost something in the translation to English. But this one kinda works:

What has four legs, two ears, a mane, and sees equally well from both ends?

[EvilShoe]

I knew a guy in California who did lighting and camera work for porn. He had a film degree, and everything.

I didn't like him, for the record. He was skeevy. But I did, in fact, know him.

At least he didn't perform in front of the camera.

I feel sleazy by association.

[Mara]

I feel sleazy by association.

That's because you are sleazy by association. You can no longer marry a virgin. Sorry.

[Eleven]

Reading the essays of Montaigne, I came across the awesome word contumelious: "rudeness or contempt arising from arrogance; insolence."

[EvilShoe]

That's because you are sleazy by association. You can no longer marry a virgin. Sorry.

This is all very depressing.
:cry:

[Kurosawa Fan]

Oh. I get it.

:|

Yeah, sorry. You guys were answering them too quickly and making me feel inadequate, so I had to throw out a trick riddle.

As for you Shoe, you were sleazy the moment I needed a restraining order to keep you from lurking in my bushes.

[Mara]

This is all very depressing.
:cry:

Don't be sad. I'm sure there are still some soiled whores who would take you.