Yeah I had been trying to find weed all week and around 3-4th day a guy on the street in front of one (of a thousand) little storefront stopped us with a bible in hand, asked us if we heard the good word. Uh...yes? He then opened the bible cover and it was cut out and full of fat buds. We went inside, I threw him some cash, he put some handfuls on a paper placemat, folded it up, and we were on our way. We got some beer and papers and went back the hotel. Walked out to the beach from there it was after midnight. Sipping brews and smoked a fatty. We watched one of those massive cruise liners leave port. I mean, people, if you have never seen one of those damn things with your own eyes, they are overwhelmingly massive. Seeing it all lit up leave at night was amazing. Met the dog. He was cool as hell. Just chilled between me and my buddy, occasionally standing to put his snout in our face when we puffed so we obliged him. Tried desperately to remember enough spanish to shout after the dude running away that it wasn't our dog. And off they ran.Quoting Grouchy (view post)
The next night we met a guy on the boardwalk who stopped us to tell us he just got out of a secret island prison as he pointed out the bay. Told us to watch our asses as we looked american. This stemmed from nothing. Dude stopped us to talk for like half an hour.
Every night got weirder. My identity got stolen at some point. They transferred thousands of their debt to my card (duh, so they're card info was on my statement). I was contacted by some government people. It was pretty big case of fraud as it had been part of a bigger legal issue. While all the debt was removed, the time it took to clear up didn't account for the late fees and over-the-limit fees that racked up and it was some grey legal issue (which essentially they all just said fuck you) and it took me years to pay off.
For the record, I cleaned up a year or two later and just stick to my lovely legal alcohol. I've been subject to random drug tests for the last 18 years (including both last two quarters, the mother fuckers) and have never wavered. Hell, I've advanced in the company to where I'm the person who distributes the random pulls lol.