I will be honest; I didn't see you post on lentils. I'm sure they deserved it.
In a way, I blame you for not burning them earlier and posting about it, as that may have shifted the discussion away from hipsters, and I wouldn't feel as if I were a hollowed out shell of a human being for having read two pages on the definition of a hipster.
I kept waiting for the real discussion to start, the one worthy of two pages.....AND IT NEVER HAPPENED!
It never happened.