Random Thoughts

Printable View

Show 25 post(s) from this thread on one page

03-25-2008, 09:14 PM
Kurosawa Fan

*waits a little longer*

So, Scar... you had a story about an orgy you were going to share with us? Do tell.
03-25-2008, 09:15 PM
EvilShoe

Please leave my name out of it, Scar.
03-25-2008, 09:19 PM
Sycophant

Please gratuitously add my name to it, Scar.
03-25-2008, 09:19 PM
Kurosawa Fan

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilShoe

Please leave my name out of it, Scar.

It never ends with you, does it?
03-25-2008, 09:21 PM
EvilShoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurosawa Fan

It never ends with you, does it?

No, I was at the back of the orgy.
Crazy times!
03-25-2008, 09:33 PM
Kurosawa Fan

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilShoe

No, I was at the back of the orgy.
Crazy times!

Hmm. The caboose doesn't really seem like the place to be in an orgy.
03-25-2008, 09:44 PM
EvilShoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurosawa Fan

Hmm. The caboose doesn't really seem like the place to be in an orgy.

Honestly, I don't even remember how I ended up there.
It was a dark time, when I still went to parties with sir Antony Pritchett.
03-25-2008, 09:48 PM
Spinal

Wait a minute. Shoe and Pritch were at this orgy?

I have suddenly lost interest.
03-25-2008, 10:00 PM
EvilShoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spinal

Wait a minute. Shoe and Pritch were at this orgy?

I have suddenly lost interest.

Honestly, I don't even know which orgy Scar is speaking of. We ran into him a lot.
03-25-2008, 10:17 PM
EvilShoe

I must confess your spouses pay me to infiltrate and ruin your sex talk.
Be afraid.
03-25-2008, 10:23 PM
Scar

Sorry, long meeting at work. Now its beer time. I'll get back to you eventually....
03-25-2008, 10:53 PM
Scar

Sooooooo...........

For security purposes, names will not be changed. The tale is spoilered, so those who are easily offended will not want to read it.
[
Show Spoiler

Dave and I started drinking at the townhouse at about two or so. Jason showed up later. That night Dave's brother Josh showed up with a few girls and a friend of his. Also, a girl named Genesis was supposed to show up later in the evening to get introduced to me. So everyone starts drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking. Genesis finally shows up. I chat with her for awhile, and then she abrubtly has to leave. So Dave, Jason and I throw in High Tension after having a few cigarettes/cigars out on the balcony. As we start it up, we wonder where Josh, his buddy, and those to chicks went. Several minutes into High Tension, we hear moaning and groaning coming from the basement. So, like the gentlemen that we are, we got up to investigate. We went in the basement, and heard all sorts of moaning and groaning and such. I asked Bauer a few times in the span of a minute if he still had his night vision (I was fucking drunk!). So, after he said no the forth time, I said fuck it, and went and turned on the light. There Josh was getting his dick sucked while the chick was getting eaten out by the other chick. The other guy was in the corner doing his damndest to get his hardon back. I've been informed that he is a two pump chump, (no wonder why his girlfriend left him). After Josh finished, one of the chicks then taught the bi-curious chick how to eat her out. These chicks weren't anything special. One did have a fabulous rack, though. So, after a couple minutes, I turned to Jason and said "I've seen better." He replied "Goddamned right." and we turned around and walked back upstairs. Dave was in shock what we said, and then eventually followed back upstairs.
]

When I ended up taking Genesis out on a date, she informed me why she left so abruptly: Josh had invited her to join in on the fun. Thanks Josh, way to try to set a guy up.....
03-25-2008, 11:41 PM
number8

That was not hot. Not hot at all.

You fail.

(Mine's better, but I won't tell)
03-25-2008, 11:43 PM
Spinal

Glossary (with help of the Urban Dictionary):

1. Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
03-25-2008, 11:44 PM
Watashi

Quote:

Originally Posted by number8

That was not hot. Not hot at all.

You fail.

(Mine's better, but I won't tell)

Is that the one that involves you screaming "THANK YOU BATMAN!" during climaxing?

You've told it a thousand times.
03-25-2008, 11:51 PM
Scar

Quote:

Originally Posted by number8

That was not hot. Not hot at all.

You fail.

(Mine's better, but I won't tell)

Thats the point. It wasn't hot.
03-26-2008, 12:55 AM
MadMan

Yeah I've never been a part of an orgy. I highly doubt I will ever want to be part of one. Or seen one.
03-26-2008, 01:50 AM
megladon8

I haven't had many "catching them in the act" experiences.

I once had to ask a guy and girl to leave my house, because during one of my high school movie nights, they kept sneaking into the bathroom to screw.

Also, In my early high school year(s) (forget exactly when, as I've tried to block the whole experience out of my mind), I dated a girl for 7 months and she refused to even kiss me. Then at a party I caught her giving my best friend a BJ on a pool table.
03-26-2008, 05:48 AM
Sycophant

Any other hardcore NPR listeners here?

Anyone else get kind of embarrassed every time the promos for the Capitol Steps's "Politics Takes a Holiday" specials start playing?
03-26-2008, 05:56 AM
MadMan

Sometimes I listen to NPR during the day. But most of the time I just tune in for World Cafe or the indie music they play at night.
03-26-2008, 10:44 AM
EvilShoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by megladon8

I haven't had many "catching them in the act" experiences.

I once had to ask a guy and girl to leave my house, because during one of my high school movie nights, they kept sneaking into the bathroom to screw.

Also, In my early high school year(s) (forget exactly when, as I've tried to block the whole experience out of my mind), I dated a girl for 7 months and she refused to even kiss me. Then at a party I caught her giving my best friend a BJ on a pool table.

In her defense: it really isn't the same as kissing.
03-26-2008, 11:55 AM
Skitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by megladon8

Then at a party I caught her giving my best friend a BJ on a pool table.

"You ever slept with someone?"
"Of course."
"No, I mean really slept with someone...not just fucked them on a gaming table."

[
Show Spoiler
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...tars/mall1.gif
]
03-26-2008, 02:53 PM
Benny Profane

I've seen just about every spam scam, but this is a new one:

Quote:

Hello
I am very sorry for you Xxxxxx, is a pity that this is how your life is going to
end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing
myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am
mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been
paid for that.
Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent
a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he wanted
you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary
information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they
have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you,
and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to
contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings
shows that you are innocent.
I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn't tell
him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to
contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they
are telling me everything about you.
Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to
me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, $15,000 is all you
need to spend You will first of all pay $8,000 then I will send a tape to you
which i recoeded every discusion i hade with the person who wanted you dead and
as soon as you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $7,000. If you are not
ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I
WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND
IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.
YOU BETTER CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE MAIL. balahassan101@excite.com
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU
THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT
TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

The check is in the mail.
03-26-2008, 03:12 PM
Sycophant

Fantastic.
03-26-2008, 03:23 PM
D_Davis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sycophant

Any other hardcore NPR listeners here?

Just a couple shows. Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me, and Car Talk mainly.

Show 25 post(s) from this thread on one page