Guess the movie! That you describe as dumb as possible

[Skitch]

Ext, nature:

Fox: "Leave your cumrag because fuck honor, keep your head up high with like, not being dead is better."
Dude: "Fuck that, and no you can't have my sloppy cummed rag."

[megladon8]

Wut

[Skitch]

Wut

I literally just watched this happen in a [highly regarded] recent movie lol

[Irish]

Is this another thread about "Fievel Goes West" or whatever it was?

[megladon8]

Not sure if it's to the spirit of the thread, but...

An agent is recruited into an organization with access to a machine that makes them run backwards.

[Skitch]

Is this another thread about "Fievel Goes West" or whatever it was?

I would mail you dead rodents if I knew what movie studio you worked for you sumbitch

[Skitch]

Not sure if it's to the spirit of the thread, but...

An agent is recruited into an organization with access to a machine that makes them run backwards.

hahaha oh yes, thats the ticket

[megladon8]

Irish is Kevin Feige.

[Skitch]

Fuck me, this movie hit me. Damn that was good. Reminded me of The Last Temptation of Christ.

[Irish]

Fuck me, this movie hit me. Damn that was good. Reminded me of The Last Temptation of Christ.

Interesting.

I, too, found Fievel to be a Christ-like figure.

[quido8_5]

Ext, nature:

Fox: "Leave your cumrag because fuck honor, keep your head up high with like, not being dead is better."
Dude: "Fuck that, and no you can't have my sloppy cummed rag."

Haven't seen it, but Green Knight?

[Skitch]

Haven't seen it, but Green Knight?

Nailed it

[Skitch]

[Entry]

A writer goes to Las Vegas to do a write-up of a dirt bike race for a magazine.

[quido8_5]

Int. Evening

GUY: I fucked other people.

GIRL: I fucked other people too!

GUY: Well, I fucked other people intentionally!

GIRL: But I fucked other people more intentionally!

GUY: That depends on your definition of intentionally.

[Skitch]

That's a tough one!

[Idioteque Stalker]

The MC meta at the moment would lead me to guess Closer, but I don't recall a particular conversation like that.

[quido8_5]

The MC meta at the moment would lead me to guess Closer, but I don't recall a particular conversation like that.

Boom!

[Skitch]

Could've been Clerks or Before Sunrise as well lol

[quido8_5]

The scene I was thinking about: https://youtu.be/3Z2UHj_berA

"How many times did you cum?" Great conversation starter.

[Skitch]

Brutal

[DFA1979]

[Entry]

A writer goes to Las Vegas to do a write-up of a dirt bike race for a magazine.

"Kill the body, the head will die. Ali-Frazier fight. Crazy shit, man."
"Upper end of the Sixties. Ali beaten by a human hamburger."
"Both Kennedys murdered by mutants? Shit."

[Skitch]

and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark, that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.

[Morris Schæffer]

and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark, that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.

Point break

[DFA1979]

and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark, that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.

That part is so bittersweet.

[Skitch]

That part is so bittersweet.

For me its the core of the whole movie.

[DFA1979]

For me its the core of the whole movie.

Oh absolutely.

[Skitch]

A computer program creates a chocolate cake program that makes a woman orgasm.

[Idioteque Stalker]

A computer program creates a chocolate cake program that makes a woman orgasm.

Heh. Matrix Reloaded.

[Skitch]

I wanted to include "a computer program that enjoys swearing in French"

[Skitch]

Daredevil and Superman almost get in a fight over a piece of John Connors wife's hair. Catwoman is a witch and Sinestro is running all over the place doing piratey things then he's a ghost and then a zombie.

[Dukefrukem]

Daredevil and Superman almost get in a fight over a piece of John Connors wife's hair. Catwoman is a witch and Sinestro is running all over the place doing piratey things then he's a ghost and then a zombie.

Lol wtf?

[Skitch]

Lol wtf?

STARDUST

[bac0n]

Turns out, there are things you can get sick from much worse that diabeetus.

[Skitch]

Turns out, there are things you can get sick from much worse that diabeetus.

Played Among Us before it was cool.

yes I know it was a meme I didn't come up with, but its hilarious