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    Guess the movie! That you describe as dumb as possible

    Ext, nature:

    Fox: "Leave your cumrag because fuck honor, keep your head up high with like, not being dead is better."
    Dude: "Fuck that, and no you can't have my sloppy cummed rag."

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    Wut
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Wut
    I literally just watched this happen in a [highly regarded] recent movie lol

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    Is this another thread about "Fievel Goes West" or whatever it was?

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    Not sure if it's to the spirit of the thread, but...

    An agent is recruited into an organization with access to a machine that makes them run backwards.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting Irish (view post)
    Is this another thread about "Fievel Goes West" or whatever it was?
    I would mail you dead rodents if I knew what movie studio you worked for you sumbitch

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Not sure if it's to the spirit of the thread, but...

    An agent is recruited into an organization with access to a machine that makes them run backwards.
    hahaha oh yes, thats the ticket

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    Irish is Kevin Feige.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Fuck me, this movie hit me. Damn that was good. Reminded me of The Last Temptation of Christ.

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    Fuck me, this movie hit me. Damn that was good. Reminded me of The Last Temptation of Christ.
    Interesting.

    I, too, found Fievel to be a Christ-like figure.

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    Ext, nature:

    Fox: "Leave your cumrag because fuck honor, keep your head up high with like, not being dead is better."
    Dude: "Fuck that, and no you can't have my sloppy cummed rag."
    Haven't seen it, but Green Knight?
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    Quote Quoting quido8_5 (view post)
    Haven't seen it, but Green Knight?
    Nailed it

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    [Entry]

    A writer goes to Las Vegas to do a write-up of a dirt bike race for a magazine.

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    Int. Evening

    GUY: I fucked other people.

    GIRL: I fucked other people too!

    GUY: Well, I fucked other people intentionally!

    GIRL: But I fucked other people more intentionally!

    GUY: That depends on your definition of intentionally.
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    That's a tough one!

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    The MC meta at the moment would lead me to guess Closer, but I don't recall a particular conversation like that.

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    Quote Quoting Idioteque Stalker (view post)
    The MC meta at the moment would lead me to guess Closer, but I don't recall a particular conversation like that.
    Boom!
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    Could've been Clerks or Before Sunrise as well lol

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    The scene I was thinking about: https://youtu.be/3Z2UHj_berA

    "How many times did you cum?" Great conversation starter.
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    Brutal

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    [Entry]

    A writer goes to Las Vegas to do a write-up of a dirt bike race for a magazine.
    "Kill the body, the head will die. Ali-Frazier fight. Crazy shit, man."
    "Upper end of the Sixties. Ali beaten by a human hamburger."
    "Both Kennedys murdered by mutants? Shit."
    Blog!

    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    And sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone
    And I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own
    Well, I guess this is growing up

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    and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark, that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark, that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.
    Point break
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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark, that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.
    That part is so bittersweet.
    Blog!

    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    And sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone
    And I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own
    Well, I guess this is growing up

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    Quote Quoting DFA1979 (view post)
    That part is so bittersweet.
    For me its the core of the whole movie.

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