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    Far Cry Trailer - Uwe Boll Till Schweiger

    :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHIzCQMTQos

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    Til Schweiger is Jack Carver!!! i laughed


    i thought Uwe lost his advantages for making movies, maybe this was made before that...


    dude! there's a fat comic relief guy!

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    Udo Kier!
    Giving up in 2020. Who cares.

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    You know what kills Boll's movies more than the blatant stupidity? Terrible, terrible sound design.

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    Quote Quoting Qrazy (view post)
    You know what kills Boll's movies more than the blatant stupidity? Terrible, terrible sound design.

    And the fact that even his theatrically released projects have the production values of STV horror movies.
    I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    And the fact that even his theatrically released projects have the production values of STV horror movies.
    Or Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    Or Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
    That's an insult to Sarah....

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    Yeah this looks awful. Unlike Ed Wood, who's films were terrible despite his efforts (he had a lack of talent, things didn't go his way, he never had the budgets, etc) I'm dead certain that Boll tries to make horrible films. He has all of the means to make decent films but I don't think he even cares if he has the talent to do so nor does he even want to develop any sort of actual skills. In that regard he is completely and utterly worthless. 50 years from now we'll still be making fun of films like Ed Woods' films, Michael Bay's, and Manos but with the exception of a few die hard film fanatics Boll's work will be forgotten.

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    This looks absolutely awful! Does Udo Kier age ... ever? Poor Don S. Davis - the most typecast actor ever.
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    Quote Quoting Yxklyx (view post)
    This looks absolutely awful! Does Udo Kier age ... ever? Poor Don S. Davis - the most typecast actor ever.
    Kier will live forever, as he drinks the blood of female virgins and then eats their flesh.

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    Man, I've got to hand it Dr. Boll.

    He must be some kind of genius to get these kinds of films released in the theaters. I mean, this shit is full on 1980s, straight-to-video shite, and yet, film after film, he gets theatrical releases.

    That's pretty damn amazing.

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    Quote Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
    Man, I've got to hand it Dr. Boll.

    He must be some kind of genius to get these kinds of films released in the theaters. I mean, this shit is full on 1980s, straight-to-video shite, and yet, film after film, he gets theatrical releases.

    That's pretty damn amazing.
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