THIRD The Aardvark. It's straight delicious.
My washer/dryer are pretty old, so when that thing goes down, it's just time to upgrade.
THIRD The Aardvark. It's straight delicious.
My washer/dryer are pretty old, so when that thing goes down, it's just time to upgrade.
Don't like being the bearer of bad news, but...
Looks like Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas have split up.
I'll be hosting zoom counseling meetings if anyone needs to talk.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I dont even know who that second person is.
Ryan Gosling's hologram GF in Blade Runner 2049, and the new Bond girl.Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Also the lead in Knives Out. Fun flick.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
My YouTube Channel: Grim Street Grindhouse
My Top 100 Horror Movies OF ALL TIME.
Are we taking bets on whether Melania will divorce Donny now?
My YouTube Channel: Grim Street Grindhouse
My Top 100 Horror Movies OF ALL TIME.
are there rumors?Quoting Spun Lepton (view post)
Ooooo I liked her.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
That's a bad BenAna.
What do British people put on their toast?
Buh-uh.
Thank you and goodbye forever.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
The finest young actress working today.Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
I have a major pet peeve about people trying to initiate conversation with me when I am reading.
If you have a quick message to relay or an important question that's fine, but if I am sitting and reading, please don't start asking me how my day was, what I've been up to, etc.
Am I the asshole here?
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
NOPE.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
But on the other hand, my wife thinks I have social issues and sensory issues and may possibly be on the spectrum. So don't listen to me when it comes to these kinds of interactions...but...YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT. Or we're both assholes.
If I’m reading a book, it better be rather important.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
It was time to trim the beard (I'm a #2 grade, just enough to hide the other chin) so I poofed it up as a joke. Wife laughed. As I tamed it down, I said it was time to shave. Wife said she likes it.
What started as a compliment weeks ago is turning me into a stubborn challenge. Now I'm gonna keep going until she holds me down and shaves me herself. That will show her to give me compliments, what the hell was she thinking??
Barrett .50 cal maintenance manuals count.Quoting Scar (view post)
I’d rather put 10 grand towards a truck.Quoting Skitch (view post)
*checks gunbroker.com*
Make that 15k, Christ.
I’ll take a Savage Precision bolt action 338 Lapua for a fraction of the price instead.
:-)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Glad to hear I wasn't the oblivious jerk here.
If I am sitting and reading quietly, my dad WILL try to initiate a conversation. Repeatedly.
But he is also one of those people who doesn't believe in "down time", and if you are resting/relaxing/being quiet, you must just be looking for something to do!
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Now you're gonna read that Barrett manual just for fun.Quoting Scar (view post)
I posted a pic on FB of my new dog lovin up on me on the couch. Co-worker: Looks like a man with too much time on his hands. Bro, its 930pm and I'm sitting on the couch watching a little star trek before bed, fuck offQuoting megladon8 (view post)
Ugh, I hate people like this.Quoting Skitch (view post)
I didn't mind too much because me and this person bust each others balls like its our full time job, but it was so out of left field. He could've taken a dozen other ways to crack my ass other than "lazy". Don't worry, I verbally savaged him the next day. Hes one of those guys that is always giving you an underhand softball pitch setup and thinks its an MLB fastball.Quoting Idioteque Stalker (view post)
Ah celebrity marriages. They never last. She can do better, anyways. Great actress.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Robertbroo sent me a spam pm offering me a million dollars. Money is better than sex workers, though I think its a trap.