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    New mix up, some dark and moody electro. This one is much less dance focused than my usual creations.

    http://www.mixcloud.com/DJQrazy/moments-after-dusk/
    The Princess and the Pilot - B-
    Playtime (rewatch) - A
    The Hobbit - C-
    The Comedy - D+
    Kings of the Road - C+
    The Odd Couple - B
    Red Rock West - C-
    The Hunger Games - D-
    Prometheus - C
    Tangled - C+

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    So, uh, Anne Marsen, the main star from Girl Walk // All Day just "liked" my profile on Okcupid.

    I'm kind of freaking out over here.
    Nooice!

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    I came across Mindy Kaling on Tinder. I liked her, she liked me, we matched, then she sent me a message saying, "Hey there! Glad we matched. Admit it, you like me! See more of me this Tuesday at 9:30 PM on The Mindy Project on #FOX."

    Social media advertising is the devil.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Quote Quoting Dead & Messed Up (view post)
    Nooice!
    Wats needs to PUT THAT PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAX.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Quote Quoting Dead & Messed Up (view post)
    Nooice!
    Nooice!
    *grins and points at DaMU*

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    Quote Quoting Watashi (view post)
    And I totally just sent her a message.
    "Dam gurl, u look gud. I wunna be all Marsen-side dat fineness. Lets do ths. "

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    5:45AM, I'm woken up by a THUD! in the building hallway. I think nothing of it, turn over to go back to sleep when WHAM! So, I lay there for a moment and listen. Sure enough, WHAM!! I look into the hallway just in time to see some dumb fuck kicking in the back door to my building.

    I say, "Can I help you?" At this point my neighbor across the hall peeks out of her apartment and says she recognises the guy as her upstairs neighbor. He denies it, says he's a friend of the upstairs neighbor.

    At this point two more people emerge from their apartments and ask what the hell is going on. Mr. Dumbfuck makes a hasty escape. Definitely calling the landlords and telling them what happened.

    Can not WAIT to move out of this shithole.

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    I have yet to see Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit and I don't really have a desire to see it but I love the sound of that ridiculous title so much I've been using it as a random punchline to various remarks over the past week and it hasn't stopped being funny to me.

    Well, last night I went on a first date with someone and liked her enough to try a Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit joke on her and it immediately led to us making out. This movie is everything.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    My blog is being spammed by s some asshole who is from some made up anti-drinking group. Since I probably can't report them as they don't have a blog or profile I'm thinking of deleting my blog and starting over. Especially if I can just pm my followers with my new site url. Depressing though if it has to end this way. I deleted the personal attacks this psycho posted. Not the press I wanted. Makes me want to just quit the Internet in general.
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    If you delete, he wins. Keep the blog alive as a permanent fuck you.

    In the meantime, turn off comments & eventually he'll get bored and go away.

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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)
    I have yet to see Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit and I don't really have a desire to see it but I love the sound of that ridiculous title so much I've been using it as a random punchline to various remarks over the past week and it hasn't stopped being funny to me.

    Well, last night I went on a first date with someone and liked her enough to try a Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit joke on her and it immediately led to us making out. This movie is everything.
    What was the joke?
    The Princess and the Pilot - B-
    Playtime (rewatch) - A
    The Hobbit - C-
    The Comedy - D+
    Kings of the Road - C+
    The Odd Couple - B
    Red Rock West - C-
    The Hunger Games - D-
    Prometheus - C
    Tangled - C+

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    "Hey baby. I've got a shadow recruit in my pants, and he needs a place to hide."
    "What's the difference between me and Jack Ryan? I'm a real person, let's do it."

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    Barely a joke.

    We were getting to know each other and she was telling me about a band I should check out. I said I'll put it on my list of things to do. She called me out on this and said, "What are the things on this list?" So I acted all flustered.

    "Oh.. So many... It's just... You know, I've got important stuff."
    "Oh, important stuff. Like what?"
    "Yeah, I have to... go see... Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit."

    She laughed.

    "That's good. That is important. What else is on your list?"
    "Oh! There's also this..."

    I leaned in and kissed her. She kissed back. Etcetera. After a couple of minutes she broke away and just said, "Smooth."

    Jack. Ryan.

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    That's a good one.

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    I just tried your "joke" and now I have a restraining order.
    Sure why not?

    STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (Rian Johnson) - 9
    STRONGER (David Gordon Green) - 6
    THE DISASTER ARTIST (James Franco) - 7
    THE FLORIDA PROJECT (Sean Baker) - 9
    LADY BIRD (Greta Gerwig) - 8


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    Perhaps we should distinguish between "a line that works" and "a girl looking for a moment to start smooching."
    ...and the milk's in me.

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    Quote Quoting Watashi (view post)
    I just tried your "joke" and now I have a restraining order.
    You should've stopped before you unzipped your pants and introduced her to "Mr. Incredible".

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    Quote Quoting Mara (view post)
    Perhaps we should distinguish between "a line that works" and "a girl looking for a moment to start smooching."
    I haven't played the field in 15 years, but aren't those basically the same thing? If the girl is looking to smooch, I feel like the line will work regardless, and if not, not. It's not like a one liner is going to make a difference one way or the other.
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    Quote Quoting Watashi (view post)
    I just tried your "joke" and now I have a restraining order.
    Are you sure you didn't say Clear and Present Danger instead? That would be sexual harassment.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Quote Quoting Gizmo (view post)
    I haven't played the field in 15 years, but aren't those basically the same thing? If the girl is looking to smooch, I feel like the line will work regardless, and if not, not. It's not like a one liner is going to make a difference one way or the other.
    I tend to agree, but I think 8 may be right that Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit is the biggest panty-dropper since Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans or at least since Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, That's Why They Call It Money.

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    Quote Quoting Gizmo (view post)
    I haven't played the field in 15 years, but aren't those basically the same thing? If the girl is looking to smooch, I feel like the line will work regardless, and if not, not. It's not like a one liner is going to make a difference one way or the other.
    I'm no expert, so I can't weigh in on this.

    A bad line, though, can kill a moment dead. I know that much.
    ...and the milk's in me.

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    Quote Quoting Mara (view post)
    I'm no expert, so I can't weigh in on this.

    A bad line, though, can kill a moment dead. I know that much.
    I really want to see Nymphomaniac: Part One.

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    Productive day - did my taxes, and installed a new garbage disposal. Now it's time for beer and Diablo III.

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    I think the Shadow Recruit line only works if it reminds the girl that you look like Chris Pine, so clearly number8 is Chris Pine.

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    Quote Quoting Mara (view post)
    I'm no expert, so I can't weigh in on this.

    A bad line, though, can kill a moment dead. I know that much.
    Similar but different, one of my favorite passages in literature is the just missed romance between Koznyshev and Varenka.
    The Princess and the Pilot - B-
    Playtime (rewatch) - A
    The Hobbit - C-
    The Comedy - D+
    Kings of the Road - C+
    The Odd Couple - B
    Red Rock West - C-
    The Hunger Games - D-
    Prometheus - C
    Tangled - C+

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