Yeah, that cost you smartest poster.Quoting Mara (view post)
Yeah, that cost you smartest poster.Quoting Mara (view post)
It was an honer to be nominated.Quoting Ezee E (view post)
...and the milk's in me.
The Princess and the Pilot - B-
Playtime (rewatch) - A
The Hobbit - C-
The Comedy - D+
Kings of the Road - C+
The Odd Couple - B
Red Rock West - C-
The Hunger Games - D-
Prometheus - C
Tangled - C+
The Spider Man musical opened tonight:
Quoting The New York Times
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
Work etiquette is weird. I tend to be rather sarcastic in a deadpan sorta way, so I have to watch myself at work because sometimes people don't really get it. Work is also weird because you wind up spending more time with people you aren't sure if you would even remotely be friends with than your own friends.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
Ratings on a 1-10 scale for your pleasure:
Top Gun: Maverick - 8
Top Gun - 7
McCabe & Mrs. Miller - 8
Crimes of the Future - 8
Videodrome - 9
Valley Girl - 8
Summer of '42 - 7
In the Line of Fire - 8
Passenger 57 - 7
Everything Everywhere All at Once - 6
Man, I lost my paycheck somewhere today. I just hope the shop owner I work for isn't too put out dealing with that tomorrow. I'm in a foul mood now. :evil:
Direct deposit mutha!Quoting Sven (view post)
He doesn't do it. He's old school. My other job does and I have apparently come to rely on it.Quoting Ezee E (view post)
I wouldn't win anything. Not even "Most Annoying Poster." Or "Poster Most Likely to Be Mocked, Either to His Face or Behind His Back." Either way, I can take it. Honestly :P
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It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
So you finally forgave him for disliking Up and Toy Story 3?Quoting Watashi (view post)
Last Five Films I've Seen (Out of 5)
The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and the Horse (Mackesy, 2022) 4.5
Puss In Boots: The Last Wish (Crawford, 2022) 4
Confess, Fletch (Mottola, 2022) 3.5
M3GAN (Johnstone, 2023) 3.5
Turning Red (Shi, 2022) 4.5
Tokyo Story (Ozu, 1953) 5
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Found out two days ago I'm gonna be a dad.
And my boss randomly gave me a nice bonus today, for nothing.
Wow I'm having a good day.![]()
Aw, congrats! That's wonderful! You already have a stepdaughter, right?Quoting Skitch (view post)
...and the milk's in me.
With an exchange like this, just keep acting confused, and ask him what he means, to expose his foolishness. I would have continued...Quoting megladon8 (view post)
Me: What do you mean, "yeah, right"? What did you think I meant?
him: You think black guys can't do SOS stuff?
Me: You're black?
Hot damn, congrats!Quoting Skitch (view post)
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Yep, a six-year-old. We video taped telling her, because we thought she would freak out. Instead she accused us of lying and said its not nice to tease her. Took us several minutes to convince her we were telling the truth.Quoting Mara (view post)
Finally went and got my Oregon Driver's License after living here for four years. That was amazingly painless. I had put it off for so long because of all my past experiences at the CA DMV. Those people suck. The OR DMV people do not suck. They actually were joking around, and having a good time. Plus I was in and out in under an hour. I can't wait to go back in 6 or so years.
High Five!Quoting Skitch (view post)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Congrats!!!Quoting Skitch (view post)
My YouTube Channel: Grim Street Grindhouse
My Top 100 Horror Movies OF ALL TIME.
Yep. My first experience at the DMV in WA was amazing. It was like heaven compared to CA. The employees are nice, they joke around, and I've never had to wait in line here.Quoting soitgoes... (view post)
The CA DMV is one reason why I will never move back to that state. And I'm not even joking.
Good to hear, Skitch![]()
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It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
You can back cookies in your car while you're at work! Like a crock pot!
http://www.kvue.com/news/Baking-cook...124035254.html
...and the milk's in me.
House/dog-sitting for a friend this weekend especially enjoyed these choice nuggets of wisdom about dealing with the dogs:
"He also likes to like to lick her vagina. For real. It's gross but I just look the other way because she seems to enjoy it."
"If you see them barking gently tell them to stop and to show you're the alpha male mount the barker and simulate sexual intercourse. Your penis may or may not be erect at this point but try not to penetrate the offender."
your friend told you to mount his dogs?
That's what friends are for.Quoting ledfloyd (view post)
How would Derek know what to do when the dog licks her vagina? Thank heavens Derek has good friends.
Sure why not?
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (Rian Johnson) - 9
STRONGER (David Gordon Green) - 6
THE DISASTER ARTIST (James Franco) - 7
THE FLORIDA PROJECT (Sean Baker) - 9
LADY BIRD (Greta Gerwig) - 8
"Hitchcock is really bad at suspense."
- Stay Puft
:lol:
I think I shouldwhoreorbegfor enough rep to get to 1,000.
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It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
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