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    Zombies Attack - What Will You Do?

    You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
    1. one weapon.
    2. one song blasting on the speakers.
    3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

    * Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

    GO!
    Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)

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    1. Shotgun
    2. "Hit the Lights" - Metallica
    3. Bruce Campbell

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    Do the zombies have cancer?
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    Quote Quoting bac0n (view post)
    1. one weapon.
    A boomstick. I hit F1 on my Amiga 500, which gives me unlimited ammo.

    Quote Quoting bac0n (view post)
    2. one song blasting on the speakers.
    Reconstrucdead by D-A-D.

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    3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
    Stephen Hawking. Lotsa brains. Keep them zombies happy.
    "Listen man, it might be hard to understand, but
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    Celebrate the life they gave"
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    Quote Quoting Lasse (view post)
    Stephen Hawking. Lotsa brains. Keep them zombies happy.
    :lol::lol::lol:

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    1.) assault rifle - what can I say? I saw Heat recently...

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    3.) Hugh Jackman - he looks like he could kick some ass

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    1. one weapon. - M4 w/ reflex red dot scope, and M203 attachment for big boom boom
    2. one song blasting on the speakers. - Raining Blood - Slayer
    3. one famous person to fight alongside you - The Bauer
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    Quote Quoting bac0n (view post)
    You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
    1. one weapon.
    2. one song blasting on the speakers.
    3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

    * Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

    GO!
    1. A claymore (combined with strength/proficiency to use it)
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    "Modern weapons can defend freedom, civilization, and life only by annihilating them. Security in military language means the ability to do away with the Earth."
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    Quote Quoting Ivan Drago (view post)
    2. "Where's Your Head At?" by Basement Jaxx
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    1. Bowel Disruptor
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    Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)

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    Quote Quoting Lasse (view post)
    Stephen Hawking. Lotsa brains. Keep them zombies happy.
    If you're looking for trouble..........you found it.
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