I did it. Def sharing.Quoting Philip J. Fry (view post)
I did it. Def sharing.Quoting Philip J. Fry (view post)
Hey now Rambo 2 is a fun dumb slice of 1980s conservative cinema. It was also oddly inspired by actual events.
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Ugh, they nailed Drew Lock. Outside of Broncosland and Broncos radio, I don't think there's anyone who likes him. He has no idea how to handle pressure situations, and puts up A+ stats in garbage time football. It's so irritating.
Elway may not have GM under the title anymore, but nobody believes for a second that he isn't still the one making the moves here.
"I was pumped for the Super Bowl against Seattle. Then we got a safety on the opening play and the wheels came off from there. To soothe my pain, I drank an ungodly amount of whiskey which then resulted in me complaining about my parents’ divorce and wrestling with several friends.
With this experience in mind, for the next Super Bowl, I didn’t drink but still wanted something to take the edge off. I got the brilliant idea of making “Colorado brownies”. I ate one, didn’t feel anything after 15 mins so thought I needed at least a few more for it to really kick in. Well, by halftime I was on another fucking planet and was so paranoid out of my skull during the second half I could barely register we were winning. Yet, that still represents the pinnacle for me of watching this garbage ass team over the last six seasons.
The IN-COM-PLETE chant is so fucking stupid."
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That Broncos vs Seahawks SB I had some beers and by the 3rd quarter I'm evil laughing. Now Broncos vs Panthers I made 10 off a friend picking Denver to win. I also drank half a case of Coors Light and was drunk by halftime. That Super Bowl is still not the worst one I've ever watched but it's up there. Also fuck John Elway although watching him destroy his own franchise is amusing.
PS: Raiders is the Broncos most hated rival, the Chiefs usually choke so historically it's been the LA/Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders.
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Yeah, Broncos haven't beaten the Chiefs since 2015. Obama was President.
It's not so much that as it is usually Denver ran the division and the Raiders equal them in rings. Also that streak has to come to an end sometime.Quoting Ezee E (view post)
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Unless there's a fluke... Not this year.Quoting DFA1979 (view post)
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"My mom has been a Cowboys fans since the days of Staubach and their runs to the SB in the 70’s against the Steelers. Her lifelong goal has been to attend a game in Dallas. She’s seen them play in DC plenty of times, but never in Dallas. We finally got to go November 10th, 2019, playing your Vikings Drew! I’ll do my best to be concise, but our day went something like this:Quoting Philip J. Fry (view post)
1.) Took a shuttle from the hotel to the game. The hotel was 2.1 miles away from the stadium, but it still took almost an hour to get to the stadium because of the traffic.
2.) After getting to the gate, my mother was informed that she could not bring in her purse because it was “too big.” We were offered a locker to stow it in, but it was on the other side of the stadium, and it would have been like $20 to rent it for the game. Also, Mom has had both knees replaced, so walking extensively is not ideal for her. Given this, Mom made the choice to throw away her bag. She began transitioning her stuff to her wallet, when she was told, “Ma’am, I’m so sorry, but I can’t allow that wallet either. It’s also too big.” They even pulled out a little chart with a box stating if it doesn’t fit inside the box, you can’t take it in. My mom’s wallet barely crossed the box border, so into the trash it went. She made do with a plastic bag. She was irritated but surprisingly cool headed, given she tossed about $200 in the trash. I’m about 90% sure one of those workers dug that out of the trash and is currently using them.
3.) We get inside but realize we entered on the wrong side of the stadium, and now must make our way around to the other side, so we start walking. When we got to the Club Section in the middle of the stadium walkway, we were told not to come through here and go around, that this area was for club members only. I told the large security man about Mom’s knees and that we were just trying to get to the other side, but it didn’t matter. We had to go BACK OUTSIDE, ALL THE WAY AROUND to the other side of the arena.
4.) This journey took a while because Mom had to take breaks for her knees. I offered to get a wheelchair, but she refused. After what felt like an hour, we finally got to our seats. At this point, Mom is pissed, but determined to watch this game. The Cowboys would go on to lose 28-24. On the way out, we had to listen to a bunch of obnoxious Vikings fans (sorry Drew) talk trash and call us sore losers, to which my Mom, bless her heart, responded in kind, “You guys are awful winners.”
5.) The shuttle for the hotel comes in shifts, and of course there’s like tons of people who used it, so every time the shuttle comes around, which takes forever because of traffic, everyone desperately tries to pile in there like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic.
6.) Around 1:15am, we finally arrived back at the hotel. Mom is exhausted and very unhappy. I asked her if she’d ever go to another game in Dallas. Her response: “No. No, I don’t need to do that again.”
Fuck the Cowboys and their staff for stealing my Mom’s bag and wallet, and for making her walk up, down, and around that stadium on two replaced knees. Seriously, fuck those people."
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Episode 1 of Hard Knocks 2021 prediction...
Cowboys wont make the playoffs this year.
"My cousin died unexpectedly the morning of December 19, 2010. At least the Giants were up 31-10 on the Eagles with eight minutes left in the game."
Last edited by Philip J. Fry; 08-11-2021 at 07:21 PM.
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Depends on if KC's new line works out.Quoting Ezee E (view post)
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I often forget the Giants exist. I've known multiple Cowboys fans and all of them are smart enough to know as long as Jerry is in charge nothing good is going to happen.
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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (J. McNaughton, 1986) ☆
Blowup (M. Antonioni, 1966) ☆
Io capitano (M. Garrone, 2023) ☆
Raging Bull (M. Scorsese, 1980)
Network (S. Lumet, 1976) ☆
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Matt: "You’ll never convince me that Nick Bosa wasn’t at the insurrection in January."
Also that General Offensive Unit guy in the replies is alright even though he's a Raiders fan.
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Same with the guy talking about the NY hottest clubs.Quoting DFA1979 (view post)
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"Last season, this rotten club ruined one of the best rookie quarterback seasons ever by:
– Failing to improve the offensive line at all, resulting in the unit being the 31st best in the NFL.
– Having, by all metrics, the worst season of special teams in league history by a sizable margin.
– Somehow building 16-point leads in four straight games and blowing all of them, including a 24-3 lead in the 3rd quarter against Drew fucking Lock and his 85th string wide receivers.
– Trying to run a QB sneak from a pass protection setup, which allowed the Bills rushers to utterly clobber Justin Herbert as his “line” stood around like lobotomized gargoyles.
– Watching their all-time great QB Rivers, who was unceremoniously run out of town last season after blaming him for all their woes, perform at a high level despite being one year older and playing on a pegleg most of that year.
Somehow, that cursed year doesn’t even crack the top five most painful Chargers seasons in my lifetime.
Fuck Marlon McCree’s soap-covered hands, fuck LaDanian Tomlinson’s knee, fuck Nate Kaeding, fuck our teenage GM Tom Telesco, and fuck the Shit Family Robinson that is the Spanos brood. I hope I live long enough to see Dean publicly executed atop the rubble of Qualcomm Stadium."
Last edited by Philip J. Fry; 08-13-2021 at 08:48 PM.
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Chargers are a team that for the last ten years have had me like, "This is the year they turn it around."
Until last year with Tyrod Taylor. I figured they'd be a 8-8 team.
7-9
Close enough.
I expect the same this year. But Keenan Allen is an underrated receiver. Probably top five in the league, IMO
That Chargers article was hilarious. Drew woke up and choose violence.
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Ouch. The Browns defense is gonna be nasty this season.
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Those fan letters were the best. When it comes to the NFC North, I love the Packers, hate the Bears due to the classic long standing rivalry, pitty the Lions...but the Vikings? I laugh at them. I mean this is a franchise that gave the other team I love, the Chiefs, their lone Super Bowl win until two seasons ago. This is a franchise that makes my Chiefs look even less like the choke artists they are. A franchise that is pure misery and if you told people has been to multiple Super Bowls they probably wouldn't believe you since their last appearance was in the 1970s. I know Vikings fans outside of this site too and I pity them all. You guys deserve better.
PS: Justin Jefferson rules though and is one of the best WRs in the league.
Last edited by DFA1979; 08-18-2021 at 07:47 AM.
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