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I don't even know who is that man.Quoting Skitch (view post)
It's Bill Belichick vacationing in Barbados during the first week of free agency. He looks very concerned about losing two of his biggest OF and DEF players.
I don't even know who they lost lol
Well one of them just signed a $90 million defensive line contract and the other signed the largest OL contract in the history of the NFL.
Soooooooo either you're not paying attention or.... I just don't know how you NOT hear about these signings.
Probably because its the off season and I'm only paying attention to the Browns and my enemy teams.
Man I'm glued to Sportscenter every night. Is Sportscenter not a thing anymore?
I would watch every morning, but I don't have cable. I mostly stay with local sports coverage and skim some shows on FS1 on PlutoTV like Colin Cowfuckingmoron and Undisputed (a show that can be really entertaining).
Haven't had cable in forever. I only miss ESPN when it’s NFL draft time.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
No cable here. Also NE traded for Michael Bennett, so its not as if they are ignoring free agency.
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Whelp so much for those Super Bowl hopes.
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Chiefs are the new Raiders.
In terms of what?
Oh shit. Just read about Tyreek Hill
Nah more like the Cowboys. Although this probably means Hill doesn't get signed long term. Enjoy that 7th Super Bowl ring, Duke and Pats fans.
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Rules question: does the horizontal bar on the uprights follow the same rules as the goal line? If a ball bounces off the sidebar, then across the horizontal bar, then bounces wonky off the center upright and somehow back through the goal to land in front...would that count? I know its a one in a billion chance but that odd shaped ball finds all sorts of weird ways to bounce.
. If the ball clears the horizontal cross beam and then bounces back into the field of play, the kick counts. It has happened before, thank you YouTube.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
It's back.
The Cardinals are going to be so bad. I know there's hope that Kyler is the next Russell Wilson, but Wilson at least had an offensive line when he started.
"Outscored by a total of 200 points across 16 games. Even the Jaguars outscored these humps. How’d the Cardinals manage it? Well, dear reader, STRAP IN and I’ll tell you the tale of this broken down cheeseburger egg roll caravan out in the desert…"
The season has begun!
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"They told the old GM to hit the bricks *after* letting him run free agency/the draft; hired a new googly-eyed head coach whose defining trait is mediocrity; hired a shouty asshole defensive coordinator whose pastimes include fever dream PowerPoints, Bountygate, and getting fired; signed a transcendent, totally undeserved free agent at running back who will probably ghost the team and be boogie-boarding in Miami come November when they’re 3-7; developed a likely bust at QB who looks like the bully antagonist in an “Air Bud” movie; and pushed embarrassing, XFL-caliber jerseys that were definitely created via the Poochie method.
I know it’s trite to say, but fuck this team. They’re eternal green piss and the Goofus to competent NFL teams’ Gallant. My three happiest memories as a Jets fan came watching the (fucking) Patriots lose, and two of those times meant rooting for the Giants in the Super Bowl.
Joe Namath’s voice gives me ulcers. Buttfumble."
This is the first time since the 80s I've felt hope in a Browns team. Real legit promise. I keep hearing some national people and locals holler about Superbowl, and I'm like, "Thats cute, but lets reel it in a bit. Playoffs. With this roster we should make the playoffs. Anything after is bonus."
Broncos Radio is drinking the Elway Kool-Aid and thinking this team can pull through, despite Fangio even criticizing Flacco. This is a 6-10 team again, maybe worse depending on when Flacco gets hurt.
Buttfumble was one of the best things we've ever seen in the NFL ever. So there's always that.
"They told the old GM to hit the bricks *after* letting him run free agency/the draft; hired a new googly-eyed head coach whose defining trait is mediocrity; hired a shouty asshole defensive coordinator whose pastimes include fever dream PowerPoints, Bountygate, and getting fired; signed a transcendent, totally undeserved free agent at running back who will probably ghost the team and be boogie-boarding in Miami come November when they’re 3-7; developed a likely bust at QB who looks like the bully antagonist in an “Air Bud” movie; and pushed embarrassing, XFL-caliber jerseys that were definitely created via the Poochie method.
I know it’s trite to say, but fuck this team. They’re eternal green piss and the Goofus to competent NFL teams’ Gallant. My three happiest memories as a Jets fan came watching the (fucking) Patriots lose, and two of those times meant rooting for the Giants in the Super Bowl.
Joe Namath’s voice gives me ulcers. Buttfumble."
Also "That’s former Dolphins coach and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? villain Adam Gase" made me LOL.
Oh lord I forgot Flacco went to Denver. My condolences to your 2019 season.
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