The Browns have a better chance of winning a Super Bowl before the Redskins even make the playoffs again. Wow.
The Browns have a better chance of winning a Super Bowl before the Redskins even make the playoffs again. Wow.
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"My wife loves theme parties, so when we made Super Bowl 50, she made some sort of drink with a shitload of Blue Curacao (Panthers blue!). Fast forward to the end of the game, and I’m laying on the floor in front of all our friends on the verge of drunk tears. An hour later I puked blue all over the bed and the floor next to the bed."
But Christian McCaffrey is without a doubt the #1 fantasy draft pick, right?
Nah Kamara or Barkley. Maybe even Mahomes.
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I laughed at that, but I feel bad for that guy.Quoting Philip J. Fry (view post)
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Also awful predictions time, NFC Edition:
North-
Bears 10-6
Packers 9-7
Vikings 8-8
Lions 5-11
South-
Saints 11-5
Falcons 9-7
Panthers 6-10
Bucs 4-12
East-
Cowboys 11-5
Eagles 10-6
Redskins 5-11
Giants 3-13
West-
Rams 12-4
Seahawks 10-6
49ers 7-9
Cardinals 5-11
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I hope you're right about the Bears (neighbor is a fan and I enjoy his enthusiasm), I pray to Christ you're wrong about the Cowboys (this Dak shit alter your prediction at all?), and I think Panthers will do better than the ever-predicted-amazeballs Falcons. But thats just a gut instinct with no facts to support.
NFC North
1) Bears
2) Packers - wildcard
3) Vikings
4) Lions
NFC West
1) Seahawks
2) Rams - wild card
3) 49ers
4) Cardinals
NFC South
1) Falcons
2) Saints
3) Bucs (hi-yooooo)
4) Panthers
NFC East
1) Eagles
2) Cowboys
3) Giants
4) Redskins
Bears going to the SuperBowl this time after hitting the field goal.
AFC East:
1) Patriots
2) Jets - wildcard (hi yooooo)
3) Bills
4) Dolphins (first overall pick)
AFC West
1) Chargers
2) Chiefs
3) Raiders
4) Broncos
AFC North
1) Browns
2) Steelers - wild card
3) Ravens
4) Bengals
AFC South
1) Texans
2) Titans
3) Colts (think Luck gets hurt by game 4)
4) Jaguars
Chargers stay healthy and go to the SuperBowl for a hurrah to Rivers.
The Bears are the best team in the North (sorry Packers fans, it's true). The Cowboys will hash out the Dak situation and I don't trust Wentz to stay healthy for a full season. Also the Panthers are going to let Cam get murdered again this season and the Falcons still have PTSD from that Super Bowl loss.
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AFC:
North-
Browns 10-6
Ravens 10-6
Steelers 9-7
Bengals 4-12
South-
Texans 9-7
Titans 9-7
Colts 8-8 (yep Luck is already hurt)
Jaguars 7-9
East-
Pats 12-4
Bills 8-7-1
Jets 6-9-1
Dolphins 3-13
West-
Chiefs 11-5
Chargers 11-5
Broncos 7-9
Raiders 2-14
I have Pats over Bears 14-7. Sony Michel gets MVP with two TDs and 91 yards rushing. Bears kicker misses 3 FGs. Mack sacks Brady 4 times.
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Don't hate that.
"White people in Northeast Ohio, residing exclusively in white flight suburbs (NOT CLEVELAND), have become so radicalized by Trump that my parents no longer have friends who are not full-on Nazis. These are people who protested the Vietnam War who now get mad at the mere existence of black people even though they do not know any. The Browns are the only topic available for me to have a conversation with these mutants/family friends because they’re mad the Indians ditched the vile Chief Wahoo and LeBron James had the goddamn temerity to leave “us” for a real city (again, they don’t live in Cleveland). The Browns are the only thing tying me to the most despicable human swine in America. I cannot wait for the season to start!"
"If Duke plays 10 games the Browns will owe them a third rounder."
Erm, need a rewrite on that fact, sir.
"We just drafted a first round offensive lineman for the first time since Matt Kalil. I’m sure this will work out great.
We’ve missed our window in the division: the Bears are suddenly good with the addition of one player, the Lions have a running game for the first time in almost 30 years, and the Packers finally got rid of McCarthy. We’re screwed.
I got my dad a Vikings t-shirt that says “Just One Before I Die” since he’s rooted for the team since their inception. He’s in great health, but I don’t think he’s going to make it."
Yeah, was kind of thinking I should have Cowboys in the Wild Card instead of the Rams with their superbowl hangover. Gurley is hurt and they lost some defense.
I think the Rams still take the NFC West, but they lose to either Chicago or someone like Philly/Dallas in the playoffs.
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The Browns WYTS was ok, but the Vikings one was hilarious.
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Yeah, the Cousins Human Cup of Ranch Dressing line had me laughing out loud.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
He is really a bland human being. The "You Like That?" rant he did while still in DC is the only time I have seen him not act like a robot while on camera.
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"I’m one of like maybe three Titans fans from Pennsylvania and I had never been to Nashville. But for my 40th birthday last year, my wife bought us tickets and we hopped on a plane. It was my first time to Nashville and I can honestly say it’s a super fun town! We did all kinds of cool shit. We got wasted on Broad Street like tourists. Saw the Predators beat the Wild (my first NHL game too). Ate some chicken that burned a hole in my esophagus, but in a good way. Caught a Ween show at the Ryman Auditorium. Walked through a completely unnecessary full-size replica of the Parthenon. Did some other shit too. But the whole reason we traveled all that way was for me to see my very first ever Tennessee Titans Home game experience!!!
It rained the whole game. They had 51 total passing yards. Mariota was sacked 11 times. They lost 21-0 to the Ravens, making it the very first time they’ve ever been shut-out at home."
What's worse? Being completely middle of the road like the Titans, or being so bad that you at least have hope to get good draft picks for a future? Like... the Dolphins?
Middle of the road isn't so bad if you live in LA / San Diego, Miami... Middle of the road in Cleveland, Baltimore, Pittsburg Arizona is way worse.
Ask a Lions fan.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
They've been both for so long, lol.
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