Have you guys seen this? An absolutely, positively, reputable source revealed to me on condition of anonymity a list of What If ideas that didn't quite make the cut.

While some of them are, to be sure, intriguing, in the final analysis, I can see why they didn't quite get the greenlight because, well, see for yourself.

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Hey bac0n. Here is that list of rejected What If episodes I told you about. And remember: I am an absolutely, positively, reputable source.

- yours, "Kalvin Beige"

What If....
1) ...Steve Urkel got the Super Soldier Serum?
2) ...Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive dung beetle?
3) ...Thanos smoked pot?
4) ...Scarlet Witch is not a witch, she's your wife, but after what you just said, she's not even sure she wants to be that any more?
5) ...Jar Jar Binks got the infinity stones? (Star Wars crossover)
7) ...Star Lord's mixed tape was Munich's Greatest Polka hits?
8) ...we replace Thor's hammer with Folgier's Crystals? Lets see if he notices!
9) ...I punch you right in the dick?
10) ...free will is a myth, we're all part of some madman's fever dream, and any instant he could wake up and in a flash, just like that, it will be like we never existed?