"Had me a crisp bowel movement this morning and boy am I glad I have a bidet!"
"Had me a crisp bowel movement this morning and boy am I glad I have a bidet!"
Stuff I've Watched out of *****
The Last Duel - ***
Only Murders in the Building: **
Squid Games: **.5
To be honest, after living with IBS and acid reflux for nearly 2 decades, the idea of a "crisp" bowel movement sounds rather pleasant.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I think of bacon not bowl moments ha ha. Hah.
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Always liked fuckery-- is very satisfying to say, plus rhymes with skullduggery. I was not aware of the first definition below, but makes sense: like a factory for fucking. This does, however, make me feel very, very bad for using it so frequently. On the other hand, if I end up authoring a western, then it'll show up every other page. "John walked into the fuckery worn and weary-- he came out satisfied."
fuckery(Noun)
a brothel
fuckery(Noun)
sexual intercourse
fuckery(Noun)
nonsense
fuckery(Noun)
unfair or morally wrong action
Stuff I've Watched out of *****
The Last Duel - ***
Only Murders in the Building: **
Squid Games: **.5
Dicknanigans
Stuff I've Watched out of *****
The Last Duel - ***
Only Murders in the Building: **
Squid Games: **.5
Have you read the book "Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries" by Kory Stamper? I think you'd like it.