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    Skitch watches Pet Semetary remake

    THERE WILL BE SPOILERS

    I'm 7 minutes in, and this just went Nic Cage Wicker Man.

    They're kidding right now, right? No one would react that way to procession of children with masks and a dead dog.
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    Mom is cool with cult kids but acts like old man in the woods is DEFINITELY a threat.

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    I forgot this shit with the old dying woman. ffs. Is this subplot necessary? Does it go anywhere or serve a character motivation? I can't remember. We will see.

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    While watching the origibal last night, I straight up said "why was this character in this movie?" during her final scene.

    She's never even mentioned again.

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    Hmm. Cool effect with the bedroom door leading to woods.

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    Lithgow is great.

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    lol, this is terriffic thread idea

    gonna watch original + remake

    will return after

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    Lithgow is great.
    Can't this pretty much go without saying always?

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    I actually appreciate the look of the actual cemetery. Yes its all green screen, but cool design.

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    45 min in...it feels like they're pushing the wife dealing with dead sister as the driving 'horror' of this film more than anything with the cemetery.

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    Gage is a stupid name.

    Kill the fuckin' cat already. (min 47)

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    Both your kids are playing in the middle of a dangerous highway. Why was the party even IN the front yard. Shitty parenting right there.

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    So whats the plan here? Everyone came to my daughters funeral, but they won't bat an eye when she is suddenly alive again? Move far away with newly undead kid?
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    hr 6min

    At this point I'm reminded how this film started, with carnage outside the house. We definitely did not need that 'end-beginning' bullshit for this movie.

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    Again with the cat.

    Look, I don't try to harm any living thing. But I don't care if its a mountain lion or a rabid beaver or my beloved undead pet, if that thing tries to come at me I'm stomping its head until it stops moving then getting a kitchen knife and finishing it off.

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    hr15

    20 miles to Derry. Man fuck Maine in its asshole

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    Lithgow is great.

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    THIS FUCKING CAT

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    hr26

    Now back to our other program, Rachael and Her Sister, previously in progress.

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    the fucking cat again

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    Ah the kid is gonna bury the mom. Did that happen in original one? I thought the dad did. I like that. Like the Evil Dead trying to build an army lol

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    Shits not looking good for little Gagey.

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    Final thoughts...

    I still don't really "like" either film, but I appreciate the ending of the remake more because it was less stupid. They're both chock full of stupid people making stupid decisions.

    So I guess remake > original.

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    Does the remake use Zelda as the main scare again?

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Does the remake use Zelda as the main scare again?
    I guess? There wasn't much to be frightened by, especially when that subplot really doesn't go anywhere.

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