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    The Old Guard (Gina Prince-Bythewood)

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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    This is the absolute worst Netflix has to offer.

    If 1. is Roma >>>> Marriage Story >>>> The Irishman >>>> The Ritual >>>>>>> Extraction >>>>>>>>>>>>> Triple Frontier >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> 6 Underground >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Then we arrive at this.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    I liked the first films.
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    Uncle from Another World (S. Kawai, 2022-23) ☆
    Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? + OVA (H. Kaneko/T. Tokoro, 2018-19) ☆
    The Dangers in My Heart, S2 (H. Akagi, 2024) ☆
    Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, S1 (K. Saitō, 2023?24) ☆
    Knocked Up (J. Apatow, 2007) ☆
    Cobra (G. P. Cosmatos, 1986)
    Lawless (J. Hillcoat, 2012) ☆
    Pantheon, S1 & 2 (C. Silverstein, 2022-23) ☆
    Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (S. Peckinpah, 1974)
    Crouching Tiger, Hidden, Dragon (A. Lee, 2000)

    First time ☆

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    Quote Quoting Philip J. Fry (view post)
    I liked the first films.
    In my list? Thus you should. Because that is the best Netflix has to offer.

    I was putting in perspective all the netflix exclusive stuff.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    I'm about an hour in and I like it a hell of a lot more than that chris hemsworth thing. At least its interesting.

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    I'm about an hour in and I like it a hell of a lot more than that chris hemsworth thing. At least its interesting.
    Interesting really? A bunch of immortals suddenly become not immortal when the plot needs it to? And a trainee immortal who has as much charisma as that sack of meat in the Godzilla reboot?
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    Interesting really? A bunch of immortals suddenly become not immortal when the plot needs it to? And a trainee immortal who has as much charisma as that sack of meat in the Godzilla reboot?
    Yep. I'm not saying it's amazing, but good god was that hemsworth thing a snore-fest for something trying to be a Cannon film.

    Edit: I havent finished either yet.

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    We watched different movies if you're describing Hemsworth thing as a snore fest. It's filled the brim with hand to hand fighting.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    We watched different movies if you're describing Hemsworth thing as a snore fest. It's filled the brim with hand to hand fighting.
    I was so bored I turned it off after 30 minutes. But if you're forcing me, I'll try again....
    Last edited by Skitch; 07-13-2020 at 06:32 AM.

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    Has the bones of a decent action flick and benefits a lot from Charlize Theron’s presence. However, the craftsmanship and direction are a little lacking. Has the sheen of a direct-to-video effort. And the villain is ridiculous and kind of ruins the whole thing. Passable entertainment, though. I wish we could see the concept in more capable hands and with more substantive scripting.
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    Yeah, the likes of Theron and Ejiofor wouldn't have touched this with a 10" pole if things were different. I don't share Duke's vitriol, it was done well enough for what it is and Charlize doesn't disappoint, and I didn't mind any of the others either, except for Dudley's scene chewing Martin Shkreli wannabe. It plays more like a decent pilot for a SyFy show, and is exactly too long by the difference between it and a TV episode.

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    Shocked actually.

    "Who are you?"

    *Shoots self in foot*

    "oh you're one of them"

    "Yeh I'm new"

    Bitch that didn't prove anything except she's an idiot! Are you supposed to see her Wolverine healing through he shoes? Or is it the noise of the skin grafting back together what convinced you?

    Passable Entertainment??

    Where's Irish or Trans?
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    Quote Quoting D_Davis (view post)
    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Finished this. Enjoyed. Duke not wrong on that scene, eye rolling. Still enjoyed. I'll try to finish that Hemsworth thing.

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    Where's Irish or Trans?
    There is no way I am watching this.

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    The response to this has been... interesting. I'll watch this in two weeks... just have too many other movies on my "to watch" plate.

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    I can't remember the last Netflix exclusive film I watched. Maybe The Highwaymen counts? I donno.
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    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    And sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone
    And I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own
    Well, I guess this is growing up

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    Quote Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
    There is no way I am watching this.
    You would hate it. Dont bother.

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    Yeah, I don't see why anyone would bother, with anything better to do. It's exactly what you expect.

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    Quote Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
    There is no way I am watching this.
    I'm telling your wife to make you watch it since mine made me.
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    Quote Quoting D_Davis (view post)
    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    I'm telling your wife to make you watch it since mine made me.
    Oh, she would have no interest in it either. So I'm safe for now. She is eyeing up Eurovision Song Contest though...
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    You would hate it. Dont bother.
    I trust you 100% on this.
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    (2020) 64
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    Pawn (2020) 62
    Matilda (1996) 37
    The Town that Dreaded Sundown
    (1976) 61
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    Quote Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
    Oh, she would have no interest in it either. So I'm safe for now. She is eyeing up Eurovision Song Contest though...
    I hate shitty will ferrell comedy trash and I laughed and loved a lot at this film.

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    Quote Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
    I trust you 100% on this.
    To be clear, I dont say that as any sort of judgement of you. My wife hates ghost possessiony jump scare movies and most horror in general. I wouldnt recommend her those kinds of movies because duh.

    This isnt a transmogrifier movie. No judgements.

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    To be clear, I dont say that as any sort of judgement of you.
    No worries, I didn't think that at all. And even if I had thought that, there are worse things for people to judge you on than "Wow, he really doesn't like generic, self-serious action!"

    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    I hate shitty will ferrell comedy trash and I laughed and loved a lot at this film.
    I'll end up watching it. Rachel McAdams will ease the pain.
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    Run
    (2020) 64
    The Whistlers
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    ) 55
    Pawn (2020) 62
    Matilda (1996) 37
    The Town that Dreaded Sundown
    (1976) 61
    Moby Dick (2011) 50

    Soul
    (2020) 64

    Heroic Duo
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    A Moment of Romance (1990) 61
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    Quote Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
    I'll end up watching it. Rachel McAdams will ease the pain.
    She...is just...adorable.

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