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    Underwater (William Eubank)

    Underwater

    Director: William Eubank

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    I'll be seeing this on Friday.

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    I have a sneaking suspicion this movie is this year's Lockout.
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    Nobody saw The Grudge, eh?

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    Mild yay, its fine. KStew is pretty good and the creatures of the deep ARE creepy. but there's gotta be at least 30 minutes of this somewhere! need more of this movie, efforts in photography and special effects are too good for there not to be!

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    It's not a marvel of innovation, but this was good shit....when I could see what was going on.
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    I really liked it, enjoyed the vibe within the cast, Stewart is excellent, but yeah, you're right, the action is bafflingly difficult to follow.
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    I enjoyed the HELL out of this.

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    Is it true that...

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
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    I would say that was definitely the intent, yes.

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
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    I...dont know? But I can't wait to rewatch this, and I CAN'T WAIT to rewatch this looking for if thats on point.

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    I enjoyed the HELL out of this.
    Me too. Except for that ending.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    I liked that this just fucking got on with it, rather than pissing around with backstory and that nonsense. But it kinda became less interesting the more the monsters took center stage. A survival thriller in this location without the monsters would have been great.
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    I also think it's a gross looking movie, with everything blurry and smudgy and only made me want to watch Abyss.
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Here's what I mean by gross. There are better ways to shoot underwater, but it's more likely because they weren't actually shooting underwater for this film.

    It just looks so much better in Abyss.



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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
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    It is.

    It's a very mild Yay for me. I have to agree with Duke - it's a very ugly looking film cinematography-wise, everything is the same color and tone all the time and the action is always a chore to follow. I like that it's a simple film, doesn't waste time to get to the action and the monsters are cool and definitively "inspired" by the Cthulhu Mythos. While I'm not one of those people irritated by T.J. Miller (I thought he was good in Deadpool at least) his character in this bugs me for a very simple reason - it's one of those comic relief characters that spends the entire movie pointing out references to previous works of pop culture, and I find that a really cheap way to steal shit from other sources while assuring audiences you are still aware for it. People think Tarantino does this but he does not - he integrates the references into the plot, he's not just using something while having a character write it a footnote at the same time.

    The more I think about this it gets closer to a Nay for me.

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    TJ Miller should not have been in this.

    Aside from that, I rather enjoyed this one.

    In something completely, totally unrelated to the movie, I’m reminded that I need to finish painting the miniatures in Cthulhu Wars.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    Quote Quoting Scar (view post)
    TJ Miller should not have been in this.
    Or anything.

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    Quote Quoting Scar (view post)
    TJ Miller should not have been in this.
    Is this because of his dickheadness in real life? Or just the context of the film?

    It makes me sad to see his perception change after having fell in love with his delivery in Silicon Valley.
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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    Is this because of his dickheadness in real life? Or just the context of the film?

    It makes me sad to see his perception change after having fell in love with his delivery in Silicon Valley.
    Just felt too forced of humor. He wore less on me later in the movie because I can think of a friend or two who would act like that in a pressure situation.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    Unpopular opinion time: I like TJ Miller’s style and delivery in movies. Of course, it won’t fit in just anything, but he’s fine in this
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    My kind of lean and mean thriller/horror, dispensing with exposition or backstory, just going straight for tense survival yarn. Probably half a star added for finding an unexpectedly good ending that's midpoint between everything-solved hokiness and empty nihilism (Life), and it wouldn't work without Kristen Stewart's trademark underplaying, which somehow proves very effective in this context as a sturdy anchor. By contrast, T.J. Miller seems transported from something much pulpier, being the only (loudly) obvious archetype surrounded by relatively real people. 6.5/10
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    This movie blew my mind and made me so giddy.

    I've wanted this since I was a kid.
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    I've watched this 3 times in 24 hours.

    I love everything about this movie. It's fantastic.

    I feel the excitement that dinosaur kids felt when they saw Jurassic Park for the first time
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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