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Thread: Army of the Dead (Zack Snyder)

  1. 06-30-2021, 03:31 PM #51
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    -Bautista is no Rock. Where's Tig??

    -The problem with most zombie movies when they're all quarantined to an area is that it's always SO BORING when things are safe. Kinda confused at how the zombies are all only in Vegas and didn't break out elsewhere.

    -There's Tig! I could totally see how Chris D'Elia would've done this role, but going to venture that Tig was the better choice. D'Elia would be too self-aware.

    -I like that this generator creates enough power for a full casino, top to bottom.

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  2. 06-30-2021, 03:33 PM #52
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    The heist intro sequence is basically a video game sequence. This whole thing seems like a video game from 5-10 years ago, including the random looks of all the characters that have no right being in this heist.

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  3. 06-30-2021, 03:38 PM #53
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    Why use Bautista if he isn't going to have an ounce of humor?

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  4. 06-30-2021, 03:47 PM #54
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    Zombie Tigers... that might be a first at least. And I know what casino it came from too

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  5. 06-30-2021, 03:57 PM #55
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    Ok, so this is like Left 4 Dead now with the specialized zombies.

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  6. 06-30-2021, 04:03 PM #56
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    Zombie Crowd Surfing is where it's at.

    Also almost fell asleep.

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  7. 06-30-2021, 04:07 PM #57
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    The girl being Vasquez from Aliens has the bandanna that Vasquez has.

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  8. 06-30-2021, 04:10 PM #58
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    Would typically just shut this off but I HAVE MADE A COMMITMENT

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  9. 06-30-2021, 04:37 PM #59
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    Zombies have emotions too.

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  10. 06-30-2021, 04:46 PM #60
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    And now they reproduce? Okay...

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  11. 06-30-2021, 04:52 PM #61
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    Still enjoy the tiger though

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  12. 06-30-2021, 04:53 PM #62
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    Fuck, still have 35 more minutes of this.

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  13. 06-30-2021, 05:00 PM #63
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    "Was that a zombie in a goddamn cape?"

    That sums it up pretty well.

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  14. 06-30-2021, 05:20 PM #64
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    IT'S OVER

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    This was a deeply silly movie. Zack shouldn't write stuff anymore. Zach also shouldn't shoot his own movies anymore. There's a lot of scenes that go on for so long I thought I was being pranked. I like Bautista a lot, generally. There's some weird, eccentric shit that pops up but isn't explained: [
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  16. 07-11-2021, 02:25 AM #66
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    Quote Quoting Wryan (view post)
    someone claimed they saw alien lights/ships in early scenes?
    It's literally in the first 49 seconds of the film as the convoy is leaving the base.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?
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  17. 07-11-2021, 04:02 PM #67
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    I watched this so you don't have to!

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