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    The Secret Thread That No One Wants Other People to See While Posting in Public

    So we can stop clogging up the Random Thoughts thread with our sexual tirades.

    So yeah...sex is good.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    So we can stop clogging up the Random Thoughts thread with our perviness.

    So yeah...sex is good.
    what's sex? :crazy:
    "Over analysis is like the oil of the Match-Cut machine." KK2.0

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    "Perviness?"

    That you Canadians equate "sex" with "perviness" is pretty messed up.

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    Quote Quoting lovejuice (view post)
    what's sex? :crazy:

    Girls have a penis, boys have a vagina.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    "Perviness?"

    That you Canadians equate "sex" with "perviness" is pretty messed up.

    It was a joke.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Girls have a penis, boys have a vagina.
    How about we make this the Kindergarten Cop thread?
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    It was a joke.

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    This should be the SDT (Sex Discussion Thread) in which we rate our sexual experiences and then argue about our ratings systems.

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Girls have a penis, boys have a vagina.
    and how's that has anything to do with batman and santa claus?
    "Over analysis is like the oil of the Match-Cut machine." KK2.0

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)

    There. It's changed.


    And I have to admit. Maybe it's different in the States, or even in other parts of Canada, but here we're still very much brought up/taught that sex is something men like, and women give it to them to shut them up.

    I didn't know that women got pleasure from sex, too, until I started talking about the subject with my female friends who revealed that, yes, it's pleasurable for them as well.

    It was like a revelation to me.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    This should be the SDT
    This is guaranteed to be misread, and I'd rather not be posting in it when that happens.

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    Quote Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
    This is guaranteed to be misread, and I'd rather not be posting in it when that happens.
    Dude, welcome to the point.

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    Hey, Meg, mine was a joke, too.

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    Sex is a lie.

    I came from a stork in the sky and I'd like to keep thinking that way.
    Sure why not?

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    Dude, welcome to the point.
    That's what he said.
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    Guys, I'm aiming for the hightest post count in this thread to compensate for a terribly disappointing sex life.

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    Dude, welcome to the point.
    To keep me out of the thread?

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    Quote Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
    To keep me out of the thread?
    No, the point of my hilarious acronym joke suggestion. Which is that SDT looks like STD and lulz.

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    Guys, I'm aiming for the hightest post count in this thread to compensate for a terribly disappointing sex life.
    :lol:

    Pretty sure number8 will provide stiff competition.




































    I'll leave.

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    Quote Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
    I'll leave.
    NO. STAY.



    EDIT: What I mean, of course, is we need lots of that ITT.

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    I'd like to hear more of KF's and katiescarlett's sex life. Less focused on the former, but more on the latter.

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    Sure why not?

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    Quote Quoting DavidSeven (view post)
    That's what he said.
    High five!

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    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting Watashi (view post)
    I'd like to hear more of KF's and katiescarlett's sex life. Less focused on the former, but more on the latter.

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    You can take the "slightly" out of that spoiler.

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    You could replace it with another adverb, though. Like "fucking."

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