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  1. 12-20-2017, 08:44 AM #1
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    Erase this from history, ‘cause I don’t like it!

    Fans’ petition to erase The Last Jedi from Canon has inspired me to seek out this justice for myself. Throughout my life there have been several movies, shows, books, albums and other art/media works that pissed me off.

    Rather than ignore them and enjoy the content I like, I want them fucking GONE.

    Here is a list:

    The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VII (just the mini world in Lisa’s tooth part) - I’ve seen it far too much and it’s becoming an annoyance. Please petition Fox to remove it from all future DVD releases and streaming services.

    Star Trek: Insurrection - clearly a low point for the TNG films and didn’t add much of anything to the overall universe. I suggest Paramount delete it from canon.

    Son of the Pink Panther - it’s not Sellers, and thus has no worth.

    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (the film) - perhaps the weakest of the series and adds nothing to the overall story or character arcs. I suggest WB treat it as poor fan fiction and eliminate it from the main series.


    Please use this thread to air your own grievances.

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    Our hope is to build a class action lawsuit against all of the major studios.

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  2. 12-20-2017, 11:35 AM #2
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    But I love that Treehouse of Horror episode
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?
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  3. 12-20-2017, 12:56 PM #3
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    I don’t care, Duke.

    I personally am tired of it, so it doesn’t deserve to exist for ANYONE.
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  4. 12-20-2017, 01:00 PM #4
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    Fine, then you can't have anything Halo. Erase that from existence please.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?
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  5. 12-20-2017, 01:03 PM #5
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    I forgot that episode. Give me more moments of what occurred there.

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  6. 12-20-2017, 01:15 PM #6
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    Lisa is doing an experiment to show how soda rots your teeth. She puts one of her teeth in a dish full of cola. She accidentally zaps it with a static charge from her finger and that causes a reaction that creates a civilization of microscopic people on the tooth, who worship Lisa as their god.
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  7. 12-20-2017, 02:29 PM #7
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Lisa is doing an experiment to show how soda rots your teeth. She puts one of her teeth in a dish full of cola. She accidentally zaps it with a static charge from her finger and that causes a reaction that creates a civilization of microscopic people on the tooth, who worship Lisa as their god.
    I know I've seen it, just don't remember anything from it.

    I vote erase all Simpsons episodes from 2000-onward!

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  8. 12-20-2017, 02:56 PM #8
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    Son of the Pink Panther deserves to exist for its opening credits. I could live without Curse of the Pink Panther, though.

    I would be happier to live in a world without Godard's Weekend.
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  9. 12-20-2017, 02:57 PM #9
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    I could do without Harry Potter, everyone's loud love of it, and the demand that I read the books so I can "get" it.
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  10. 12-20-2017, 03:16 PM #10
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    I don't have a problem with Harry Potter. I have a problem with all the terrible movies.
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  11. 12-20-2017, 03:24 PM #11
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    Metroid: Other M is clearly a broken gaming experience and needs to be erased from the canon of Samus Aran's adventures. I would petition, but I'm too busy anger-playing it at the moment.
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  12. 12-20-2017, 04:20 PM #12
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    Game of Thrones:

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    Don't like it. Don't want it. Please erase it.

    Come to think of it, most of Season 7 can go and maybe we can have a do-over.
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    Quote Quoting Spinal (view post)
    Game of Thrones:

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    Don't like it. Don't want it. Please erase it.

    Come to think of it, most of Season 7 can go and maybe we can have a do-over.
    Between that and Shape of Water, I'm surprised there's not much outcry in 2017 over those two. They're both WEIRD and I fully agree.

    Although I'm fine with most of the Game of Thrones stuff otherwise.

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  14. 12-20-2017, 05:45 PM #14
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    Erase the neverending non-release of Half-Life 3.

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  15. 12-23-2017, 06:36 AM #15
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    Manos: the Hands of Fate should be erased. So awful. SAD!
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    The Jazz Singer. Talk was a mistake.
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    The Jazz Singer. Talk was a mistake.
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    Highlander 2: The Quickening was bad on its own right, and also offered up a stupid twist that managed to ruin the first movie as well. As far as I'm concerned, this movie was never made.
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    Lucas tinkering the original trilogy.
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