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  1. 08-19-2016, 06:08 PM #1
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    Cool Jean-Claude Van Johnson



    I have no idea what this is, but I want to see it right now.

    https://filmink.com.au/2016/jean-cla...hnson-trailer/
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  2. 08-20-2016, 06:30 PM #2
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    you can!

    (i'm doing this right now)
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  3. 08-20-2016, 06:59 PM #3
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    Sweet, sweet christmas, what in the holy fuck is this and how and I ingest it immediately
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  5. 08-21-2016, 12:25 AM #5
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    I think its an adventure comedy for Amazon Prime in which JCVD goes on spy missions under code name JCVJ.
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  6. 08-21-2016, 12:36 AM #6
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    You can watch it here, Duke: http://amazon.com/pilotseason

    The first episode is very, very funny. Looks expensive as hell for a half hour show, so I dunno if that'll impact its chances of getting picked up.

    I would love to see this as a regular thing. JCVD's willingness to make fun of himself and risk looking stupid really surprises me.

    (Highlight: The Timecop joke with "Phillipe")
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  7. 08-24-2016, 08:25 PM #7
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    Oh yeah, I forgot I watched this. It was very funny.

    The pilot burned through references to his movies, though. I think that final fight scene parodies like 3 or 4 of his movies in a single scene. If this gets picked up into a series, they're gonna need a new schtick.
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  8. 08-26-2016, 05:07 PM #8
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    Thats hilarious. I have ignored this thread because each time i saw the title i got tricked into thinking it read 'jean claude van damme'. Since i realized that it didn't i felt a profound sense of dissappointment.
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  9. 09-28-2016, 03:32 AM #9
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    This is officially picked up as a series!
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  10. 09-28-2016, 09:14 PM #10
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    I root so hard for Jean Claude.
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  11. 10-12-2017, 10:39 AM #11
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    Picked up for a series.

    EDIT: Or wait, was this already confirmed?
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  12. 12-16-2017, 02:11 AM #12
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    The first season is available on Amazon now.
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  13. 12-23-2017, 02:23 AM #13
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    So, is this good?

    I liked JCVD a lot.
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  14. 01-18-2018, 05:57 AM #14
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