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Thread: Pirates of the Caribbean: Hopefully The Last One (Rønning/Sandberg, 2017)

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    the maker of my own evil Ivan Drago's Avatar
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    Pirates of the Caribbean: Hopefully The Last One (Rønning/Sandberg, 2017)

    Last Five Films I've Seen

    Lady Bird (Gerwig, 2017) 7.5
    Mudbound (Rees, 2017) 9
    Network (Lumet, 1976) 10
    Justice League (Snyder/Whedon, 2017) 6.5
    Coco (Unkrich, 2017) 8.5
    Wonderstruck (Haynes, 2017) 5
    Tank Girl (Talalay, 1995) 8.5


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    Saw two movies that are 2 1/2 hours long back-to-back so I'm spent to type full thoughts right now.

    But I will say this: Most theme park rides get less exciting the more you ride them. The same can be said about movie franchises based on them.
    Last Five Films I've Seen

    Lady Bird (Gerwig, 2017) 7.5
    Mudbound (Rees, 2017) 9
    Network (Lumet, 1976) 10
    Justice League (Snyder/Whedon, 2017) 6.5
    Coco (Unkrich, 2017) 8.5
    Wonderstruck (Haynes, 2017) 5
    Tank Girl (Talalay, 1995) 8.5


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    Quote Quoting Ivan Drago (view post)
    Saw two movies that are 2 1/2 hours long back-to-back so I'm spent to type full thoughts right now.

    But I will say this: Most theme park rides get less exciting the more you ride them. The same can be said about movie franchises based on them.
    Understatement of the century? Movies 2-4 are get incrementally worse. The fourth movie is a travesty.

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    Disappointing. I was hoping Bardem would give it some life. Glad I didn't get out to it.

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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    Disappointing. I was hoping Bardem would give it some life. Glad I didn't get out to it.
    He's good with what he's given. But the new supporting leads are devoid of personality and charisma, the script is unfunny, full of recycled cliches and yet another MacGuffin, and Johnny Depp continues to phone his performance in all the way to yet another climax set in Green Screen Hell. This movie even tries to ensure that it's self-aware of the franchise's decline by giving Jack Sparrow a character arc where he longs to return to his days of glory, but this doesn't get a free pass for going through the motions. It's overlong and boring as hell.
    Last Five Films I've Seen

    Lady Bird (Gerwig, 2017) 7.5
    Mudbound (Rees, 2017) 9
    Network (Lumet, 1976) 10
    Justice League (Snyder/Whedon, 2017) 6.5
    Coco (Unkrich, 2017) 8.5
    Wonderstruck (Haynes, 2017) 5
    Tank Girl (Talalay, 1995) 8.5


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    It is to my eternal shame that I made it through three of these things. You couldn't pay me to sit through another one.
    Last 10 Movies Seen

    Thor: Ragnarok
    (2017) 66
    Brawl in Cell Block 99
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    Mother! (2017) 61
    The Bar (2017) 25
    The Meyerowitz Stories
    (2017) 52
    Seeking a Friend at the End of the World (2012) 49

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    Quote Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
    It is to my eternal shame that I made it through three of these things. You couldn't pay me to sit through another one.
    I think I'm right with you.

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    Huh, well color me surprised, but I actually didn't think that this one was all too bad. Probably the best since either the first or second entry. o.O

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    Haven't seen it, probably eventually will down the road. But just wanted to say "Hopefully The Last One" is the perfect title for this film.

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    Even though this will likely be the worst box office performing movie in the series ($100 million short of the last one domestically), it will still gross $700 million.

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    Late Phases (2004) ★★★


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    I watched half of this last night.... they are really going bonkers no the fantasy aspect of the film. I wish they more clearly explained the curses in this universe.

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    Quote Quoting D_Davis (view post)
    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies

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    Yeh. It probably didn't help that I didn't remember that Will Was cursed at the end of the third movie.

    Just Watched
    Saw III (2006) ★½
    Saw II (2005) ★★★½
    Saw (2004) ★★★
    Absentia (2011) ★★★★½
    Late Phases (2004) ★★★


    Currently Playing | Played
    The Witness (Steam) ★★★★★

    TV Show Currently Watching | Watched
    Twin Peaks (S1) ...
    The Defenders (S1) ★

    Currently Reading | Read
    The Dark Tower (King) ...
    Songs of Susannah (King) ★★



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    Quote Quoting D_Davis (view post)
    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies

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