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    That looks just SUPER, MAN. Bumblebee sure is some kinda IRON GIANT, isn't he?

    Why do the other robots refer to him as "bumblee," in English? Do they have bees on Transformer Toyworld?

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    You're going to bring logic into this? C'mon, now.

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    Riddle me this, Batman:

    Does Bumblebee have a gender?

    What kind of monster would create a sentient being that identifies as male and then not give it a cock?

    Just what does Bumblee do for fun? Ya know, during his "me time"?

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    I assumed that's what fell off that caused her to crawl under him?

    And transformers one taught us that the oil can is the cock. (I think? ...because I'm not manly enough to be sure that was the part...nor manly enough to be ashamed to argue about transformers nonsense online...)

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    Joking aside, whether you think this looks cool or dumb, you have to give it a smidge respect because it took a alien robot that turns into a killer Charger unapologetically back to its roots of a VW Bug and it's still pretty damn appealing. Transformers seems to be like Potter and LoTR and sports movies...you're either into it or you're way fucking not.

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    Irish you keep calling him "Bumblee" and it's cracking me up at work.
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    To be sure, I didn't expect it would be this overstuffed already with Transformers and action. I assumed, and possibly hoped it would be more intimate, with glimpses here and there of other bots, only to perhaps conclude with a reveal of something, leading to something bigger for the next movie.

    For a reboot not directed by Michael Bay, perhaps they should have gone with less is more. That they finally look like the 80's versions of the Transformers feels dangerously close to damning with faint praise.
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    And surprising literally no one, Bumblebee is getting strong reviews.

    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bumblebee
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    Wait what? 100% RT?
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    Creed 2's Steven Caple close to directing a new Transformers movie.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    Hell yeah I'd watch that.

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    Quote Quoting D_Davis (view post)
    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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