I watched. I didn't die.
I watched. I died.
Hollywood's continuing to support one of the scariest franchise ever by making an unscary reboot. Water is wet.
The girlfriend's reaction to finding out her boyfriend was watching a video that will kill you in 7 days, and he need to pass it on a death sentence to someone else. "How could you get involved in this?"
Not.
"What the fuck are you talking about? How does watching a VHS tape kill you?"
Uninspired. Which is saying a lot considering.