Is this....horror....satire?
What a curious thing. Shades of The Wicker Man almost, if contained in a totally different body.
Is this....horror....satire?
What a curious thing. Shades of The Wicker Man almost, if contained in a totally different body.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
What the heck? I literally looked back like ten pages for a thread before posting. I don't get it.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Currently sporting 100% Top Critic Rating
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/get_out/
Leave it to Armond White to be the reviewer to ruin the perfect rating.
He was also the reviewer to ruin the perfect rating of Toy Story 3. Gave negative reviews to La La Land, Manchester by the Sea and Moonlight and positive reviews to Batman V Superman, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen (the racist one) and Grown Ups, which is currently spotting a 10% TM.
We get it White.
Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
While I think White is a terrible reviewer, I have never understood why anyone would care enough about ratings aggregation results to sent hate mail (or tweets) over what he writes.
Last 10 Movies Seen
(90+ = canonical, 80-89 = brilliant, 70-79 = strongly recommended, 60-69 = good, 50-59 = mixed, 40-49 = below average with some good points, 30-39 = poor, 20-29 = bad, 10-19 = terrible, 0-9 = soul-crushingly inept in every way)
Run (2020) 64
The Whistlers (2019) 55
Pawn (2020) 62
Matilda (1996) 37
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976) 61
Moby Dick (2011) 50
Soul (2020) 64
Heroic Duo (2003) 55
A Moment of Romance (1990) 61
As Tears Go By (1988) 65
Stuff at Letterboxd
Listening Habits at LastFM
The dude's opinion has been consistent for decades. I hardly know what people are accusing him of anymore.
Movie Theater DiaryQuoting Donald Glover
I honestly thought White wasn't even included / participated in the Tomatometer anymore.
I now know that he is, therefore he got what he wanted.
Last 11 things I really enjoyed:
Speed Racer (Wachowski/Wachowski, 2008)
Safe (Haynes, 1995)
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Parker, 1999)
Beastie Boys Story (Jonze, 2020)
Bad Trip (Sakurai, 2020)
What's Up Doc? (Bogdanovich, 1972)
Diva (Beineix, 1981)
Delicatessen (Caro/Jeunet, 1991)
The Hunger (Scott, 1983)
Pineapple Express (Green, 2008)
Chungking Express (Wong, 1994)
Fond memory of when he was very positive to THE HURT LOCKER in the middle of 2009 only to turn against it later in the year, probably when he realized that other people loved it too.
Midnight Run (1988) - 9
The Smiling Lieutenant (1931) - 8.5
The Adventures of Robinhood (1938) - 8
Sisters (1973) - 6.5
Shin Godzilla (2016) - 7.5