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Director: Levan Gabriadze
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Director: Levan Gabriadze
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So did you watch the trailer for this? Then congrats, you've also literally seen the full movie in its entirety!
What lead to that guy sticking his hand in a blender? Guess what, you get JUST as much context and setup for that scene in the movie as you do in the trailer! And the entire movie is this way.
This movie was fucking dumb. And not even fun dumb, like I was hoping, just pointless. Although the very last shot was so cheesy it did get a chuckle from myself and others in my audience, so, yay?
I'm hoping the sequel will be called Poked.
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
As someone who always maintains the best way to see a movie is in the theatre or on a good sized TV with smartly optimized display settings..
This movie is pretty much perfect to watch on your laptop, right?
Last 11 things I really enjoyed:
Speed Racer (Wachowski/Wachowski, 2008)
Safe (Haynes, 1995)
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Parker, 1999)
Beastie Boys Story (Jonze, 2020)
Bad Trip (Sakurai, 2020)
What's Up Doc? (Bogdanovich, 1972)
Diva (Beineix, 1981)
Delicatessen (Caro/Jeunet, 1991)
The Hunger (Scott, 1983)
Pineapple Express (Green, 2008)
Chungking Express (Wong, 1994)
It would honestly be probably be preferable. Watching this on the big screen was actually a strain on my eyes.
Of course, even more preferable is just not watching it all, but you know...
Both The Dissolve and AV Club were surprisingly positive about it.
Ratings on a 1-10 scale for your pleasure:
Top Gun: Maverick - 8
Top Gun - 7
McCabe & Mrs. Miller - 8
Crimes of the Future - 8
Videodrome - 9
Valley Girl - 8
Summer of '42 - 7
In the Line of Fire - 8
Passenger 57 - 7
Everything Everywhere All at Once - 6
As cool as the concept is, this is why I'm hesitant to see it despite the positive reviews. It looks like it could be really hard to follow.Quoting TGM (view post)
Last Five Films I've Seen (Out of 5)
The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and the Horse (Mackesy, 2022) 4.5
Puss In Boots: The Last Wish (Crawford, 2022) 4
Confess, Fletch (Mottola, 2022) 3.5
M3GAN (Johnstone, 2023) 3.5
Turning Red (Shi, 2022) 4.5
Tokyo Story (Ozu, 1953) 5
615 Film
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Reminding myself to rep this post when I'm not on my smartphone.Quoting Spinal (view post)
BLOG
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
I was getting the sense that this was very poorly received, but maybe not? Mark Kermode offered a pretty positive take:
60/100
Deserves a pass for having the conceit work so well for so long, and being quite inventive with it...if only they had worked out an ending that didn't require co-ordinated screaming for so long and a terrible final 10 seconds.
Last 10 Movies Seen
(90+ = canonical, 80-89 = brilliant, 70-79 = strongly recommended, 60-69 = good, 50-59 = mixed, 40-49 = below average with some good points, 30-39 = poor, 20-29 = bad, 10-19 = terrible, 0-9 = soul-crushingly inept in every way)
Run (2020) 64
The Whistlers (2019) 55
Pawn (2020) 62
Matilda (1996) 37
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976) 61
Moby Dick (2011) 50
Soul (2020) 64
Heroic Duo (2003) 55
A Moment of Romance (1990) 61
As Tears Go By (1988) 65
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Listening Habits at LastFM
Whoa. This is worth watching once. Had no idea the whole movie was filmed that way.
Yup. This.Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
Yup, I kinda liked it too. Same issues as Trans, but the visceral shock of [] less of an issue than usual.
Also happened to see a rerun of the Modern Family that recently did the same thing. Either they're both two extraordinary, pioneering examples of this that are tough to top (since inevitably, more will try it), or this general conceit/gimmick works way better than it should.
And I did watch in the dark on my laptop, just like I wanted to since it's theatrical release, and I may or may not have been entranced enough to almost go for my cursor once or twice amongst the high window-dragging drama..
Last edited by Henry Gale; 08-27-2015 at 04:14 AM.
Last 11 things I really enjoyed:
Speed Racer (Wachowski/Wachowski, 2008)
Safe (Haynes, 1995)
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Parker, 1999)
Beastie Boys Story (Jonze, 2020)
Bad Trip (Sakurai, 2020)
What's Up Doc? (Bogdanovich, 1972)
Diva (Beineix, 1981)
Delicatessen (Caro/Jeunet, 1991)
The Hunger (Scott, 1983)
Pineapple Express (Green, 2008)
Chungking Express (Wong, 1994)
Not too shabby. A pass from me. The final ten seconds weren't horrible, but []
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
not sure if I enjoyed it more for the novelty than anything else, but damn if it didn't get tense towards the end, obnoxious screaming and all
More interesting formally than I expected, and while everyone's right that the final moments are silly, it's nonetheless better than it has any right to be. Nothing too much to say otherwise.
The Boat People - 9
The Power of the Dog - 7.5
The King of Pigs - 7
I feel like the distributor forced the final shot on the filmmakers the way they did with the original Paranormal Activity. It could've been a pretty neat ironic survival.
Movie Theater DiaryQuoting Donald Glover