Haha. So, man <> white. Who would've thought of that.
Haha. So, man <> white. Who would've thought of that.
Well, I'm sure I could start a similiar list to the one you linked and be branded a racist....Quoting Velocipedist (view post)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
There's no doubt that that list is racist.
On a side note, I know more male vegans/vegetarians than female ones.
I know a former vegetarian, thats about it.There's no doubt that that list is racist.
On a side note, I know more male vegans/vegetarians than female ones.
EDIT: Make that two. Its hard to remember bac0n was one, with the Godly creations he comes up with involving meat.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
L.A....gay men, and used up porn whores.There's no doubt that that list is racist.
On a side note, I know more male vegans/vegetarians than female ones.
C'mon, we all know that being a Vegan means giving up your manlihood. The reason for it is simple: vegans can't wrestle. This is a FACT, proven time and time again by ME. I've wrestled a total of TWO vegans to the ground. TWO. And this was when I was a vegetarian, and not at full power like I am today. Both vegans fell before my lacto-ovo-fueled might!
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
31 Number8
Who He Is: Fellow Match-Cut poster, Artist, Writer, San Fransciscan
Why He Makes Me Feel Like A Man: At first, I was gonna write a big rant about Number8 being everything not-manly, on account of his living in San Francisco, being a talented writer and an artist and all that shit. And then it dawned on me. He sells these things:
A Blood Red Barbecue Apron With A Picture Of A Fucking Zombie On It.
Now if that doesn't make me feel like a man, I don't know what does.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
30 This Picture
What It Is: The Mona Lisa Of Our Modern Era.
Why It Makes Me Feel Like A Man: Dude, cyborg dinosaurs with missiles and lasers! Have you no pulse?
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Jurassic Trojan War FTW!
Judging from his posts and everything I'd say that number8 is 100% manly. Without a doubt. That "Blood Red Barbecue Apron With A Picture Of A Fucking Zombie On It" pretty much seals the deal. Oh and bac0n I think you forgot that Dirty Harry lived in San Francisco, and he's one of the most badass silver screen characters ever.
That picture should be made into an avatar. Seriously. It may be one of the greatest things ever
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And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?
The greatest things ever don't belong in avatars.That picture should be made into an avatar. Seriously. It may be one of the greatest things ever
Know what makes me feel manly? Viewing this NSFW thread... AT WORK.
Yeah... when does the NSFW stuff start? This thread is getting a little girly.
29 Wolf T Shirt Long Sleeve Mens-Large
what It Is: The perfect compliment to Chuck Norris Action Jeans
Why It Makes Me Feel Like A Man: Just check out all the user comments on this bad boy. For example:
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
I think my favorite comment from that page was from Stacy:
This apparently is not a good thing, though, as she gave the product only one star.
All facetiousness aside, that is likely the most hideous thing that was arguably designed for wear.
The only way this could be more manly is if it was an XL, because then there would be X more wolfness.29 Wolf T Shirt Long Sleeve Mens-Large
Disturbing and hilarious. It calls to mind Joe from Family Guy's catch phrase "GET SOME!!!"
Most of the other comments such are pretty much horrible/wrong/hilarious.
Yeah that jacket looks okay and all, but I wouldn't place it this high up on the list.
BLOG
And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?
Ahem:29 Wolf T Shirt Long Sleeve Mens-Large
what It Is: The perfect compliment to Chuck Norris Action Jeans
Why It Makes Me Feel Like A Man: Just check out all the user comments on this bad boy. For example:
http://www.palmercash.com/product.asp?3=1422
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Oh come on. That blog is funny. It's about as racist as Lisa Lampanelli or Don Rickles.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Meh. It could be funny, but it's still racist. Take entry #69: mocking white people for liking Mos Def. That's ignorant, even as a joke, and it's racist towards Mos Def as well. What, should I believe Mos Def doesn't have any black fans?
I read every entry in Jon Stewart's voice.
Like: "If you find yourself in a social situation where you are asked to list your favorite actor or artist, you should always say Mos Def. This way you can name someone that everyone has heard of and you don’t look like you are trying to one up anybody. The only possible negative consequence is some white people might think “I wish I had said that first."
Can you not hear that? That's the kind of sarcasm and irony she's going for. IMO, course.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Haha, I'll have to look up clips of Jon Stewart on YouTube. I'm Romanian and I've never seen one of his shows.
Check.
Possibly, yeah, but, still, in that case, what's the point of the blog?
[This is the one, I'm not gonna derail this thread any more.]
Well, so far, it would appear that I am a bit more white than I am a man.
I'm definitely manly thus far, but am 1/7 white apparently.
There's almost nothing on that white people list that I don't like.
No point beyond just being funny and sarcastic.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
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