I just want the movie now. Goddamn covid taking my movie theater going experiences and the monster movies...
I just want the movie now. Goddamn covid taking my movie theater going experiences and the monster movies...
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And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
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My Top 100 Horror Movies OF ALL TIME.
Stealing that!
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Latest trailers confirm Mechagodzilla.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Pretty much the worst kept secret in Hollywood right now.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
I'm tickled that both Kong and Godzilla have a "young girl who is the only one who understands him" in their corners. Battle Royale!
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Sweet Mondo poster:
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Here's my weird, reactionary take for today:
I legitimately don't understand Americans on social media rooting for Godzilla over Kong.
I'm an American. Of course I'm for Kong all the way. Kong needs to win and I will be pissed if he doesn't.
Rooting for Godzilla is like rooting against your hometown team when they're in the playoffs. Who does that?!
Could it be as simple as a cool factor? Godzilla is objectively cooler than Kong.
Hear hear.Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
Don't get me wrong, I love Kong.
But c'mon...it's Godzilla.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Also, Godzilla has a much more sizable film catalog.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
GMK is still my favorite.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Hey if this franchise wants to go dark and gritty and realistic, we must also factor in that Godzilla has laser breath! It's virtually impossible for him to lose.
Cool is def a factor. But consider this:
Has Godzilla ever had a girlfriend? I don't think he has. (Somebody correct me if I'm wrong)
Meanwhile, Kong's effect on the ladies is legendary.
TL;DR: This fight is the Virgin Godzilla vs the Chad Kong. So again, I think there's only 1 legit choice of who to back.
OMG. Godzilla is the straight edge dork and Kong is the popular jock!
Well, Godzilla has had a kid or two. Hooked up with a Lady G and she left him with the kid?
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I do, dammit, but I'm probably not the best person to ask.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Nope - you can be forgiven for thinking so, seeing as he has a "son" in Minilla/Minya, but Godzilla's actual paternity was never made clear.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
With those thighs, I'm sure he has no trouble slaying it.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Cut to Maury: "You are NOT the father." And Godzilla high fives everyone in the room.
Would the true King of the Monsters need to appear in over 30 movies? That strikes me as a massive cry for attention. It's a little needy, a little desperate.
No, I think a true King would be more secure, only appearing in a handful of films.
Curious that no one was ever confused over the prowess of certain other monsters, don't you think?
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That made me LOL.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I feel like Kaiju paternity tests are a reality TV niche that is criminally undertapped.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
There’s even more proof of Kong’s prowess in the, er, classic King Kong Lives!Would the true King of the Monsters need to appear in over 30 movies? That strikes me as a massive cry for attention. It's a little needy, a little desperate.
No, I think a true King would be more secure, only appearing in a handful of films.
Curious that no one was ever confused over the prowess of certain other monsters, don't you think?
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“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I think we are all forgetting that in the original classic with Matthew Broderick, Godzilla had TONS of babies.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
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