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  1. 02-13-2008, 07:16 PM #51
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    Didn't we already have a romance novel thread?
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."
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  2. 02-13-2008, 07:18 PM #52
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Didn't we already have a romance novel thread?
    Why, I never! You are filthy and obscene.
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  3. 02-13-2008, 07:54 PM #53
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    Quote Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
    cyberpunk romance. Adds a whole new layer to jacking-in.


    He deftly caressed the computer's BIOS while turning on the sentient machine's hard drive and listening to the frictionless glide of the well lubricated machine-parts.

    The protruding nubbin beckoned for his touch - to touch it was to release the contents of his USB stick-drive into the either of cyberspace.

    But could he trust "her," this A.I construct?

    There was only one way to find out.

    He had to....

    Jack-in.
    Oh, man. I wish this market hadn't already been targeted, because I'd much rather write extensive, lavish scenes about interlocking electrical parts than... y'know, goats.
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  4. 02-13-2008, 08:44 PM #54
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    *purchases*
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  5. 02-13-2008, 09:00 PM #55
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    Quote Quoting SpaceOddity (view post)


    *purchases*
    That won't be the only thing you purchase once you see me in my eye patch, if you know what I mean. :twisted:

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  6. 02-13-2008, 09:05 PM #56
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    I already wear an eyepatch, mainly due to the gaping hole in my skull from where I forcibly removed my left eye with the fish scaling tool on my pocket knife.

    Yeah, that's right. I cut out my own eye. For no reason whatsoever. That's just how badass I am.
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  7. 02-13-2008, 09:06 PM #57
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    Quote Quoting Winston* (view post)
    I already wear an eyepatch, mainly due to the gaping hole in my skull from where I forcibly removed my left eye with the fish scaling tool on my pocket knife.

    Yeah, that's right. I cut out my own eye. For no reason whatsoever. That's just how badass I am.
    I'm afraid there has to be a badass reason for cutting out your eye in order for me to consider you badass. Better luck next time.
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  8. 02-13-2008, 09:07 PM #58
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    Quote Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
    I'm afraid there has to be a badass reason for cutting out your eye in order for me to consider you badass. Better luck next time.
    Because I can is reason enough.
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  9. 02-13-2008, 09:08 PM #59
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    Quote Quoting Winston* (view post)
    Because I can is reason enough.
    Not for me. At this point you've only achieved "ass" status for this action. You'll have to work harder to deserve a "bad" in front of that. Got anything else for me?
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    Quote Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
    Not for me. At this point you've only achieved "ass" status for this action. You'll have to work harder to deserve a "bad" in front of that. Got anything else for me?
    Dude, I fought a fucking dragon.
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  11. 02-13-2008, 09:13 PM #61
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    Quote Quoting Winston* (view post)
    Dude, I fought a fucking dragon.
    Oh, c'mon. You can only ride that gravy train for so long.
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  12. 02-13-2008, 09:18 PM #62
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    Machismo thwarted by a man who sells bird baths. This is a sad day for Winston*.
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  13. 02-13-2008, 09:24 PM #63
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    Quote Quoting Winston* (view post)
    Machismo thwarted by a man who sells bird baths. This is a sad day for Winston*.
    Hey, some of those bird baths are made of concrete! And some are powered by the fucking sun, pal!
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  14. 02-13-2008, 09:31 PM #64
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    Quote Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
    Hey, some of those bird baths are made of concrete! And some are powered by the fucking sun, pal!
    When you've got a bird bath that I can power with the blood of my enemies, then we'll talk.
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  15. 02-13-2008, 09:50 PM #65
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    I wonder if Dee-Dee Drake is the real name of this author?
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    Quote Quoting Winston* (view post)
    When you've got a bird bath that I can power with the blood of my enemies, then we'll talk.


    Start talking
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    Quote Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
    I wonder if Dee-Dee Drake is the real name of this author?
    It's sci-fi author David Drake's funny-fake romance novel cover. I don't think it is an actual book.
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    Start talking
    Your store is sick. I'm never bringing my pet hummingbird Bubba there.
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    Though we have been known to feed Bubba the blood of our enemies:

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  21. 02-13-2008, 10:02 PM #71
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    Quote Quoting Raiders (view post)
    It's sci-fi author David Drake's funny-fake romance novel cover. I don't think it is an actual book.
    When I become a semi-famous sci-fi author, I am going to publish a romance novel under the name Dawn Donna Davis.
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  22. 02-13-2008, 10:08 PM #72
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    When I become a famous author, it will be because I publish romance novels as

    John David Moore
    of the Provo, Utah Moores. Born February 11, 1983.
    Yes, Grandma, Grandpa, Mom, Dad, I write smut.
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  23. 02-13-2008, 10:31 PM #73
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    Quote Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
    This isn't a novel, it's a biography.
    Wishful thinking, perhaps; but that is just another possible definition of the featherless biped.
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  24. 02-13-2008, 10:36 PM #74
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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    When I become a famous author, it will be because I publish romance novels as

    John David Moore
    of the Provo, Utah Moores. Born February 11, 1983.
    Yes, Grandma, Grandpa, Mom, Dad, I write smut.
    You should corner the Mormon Romance niche.
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  25. 02-13-2008, 10:37 PM #75
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    Quote Quoting Duncan (view post)
    This isn't a novel, it's a biography.
    Okay then, what the hell is a Spantasy?
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