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    I'm impressed by the number of distinct characters this show is able to juggle.
    Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
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    Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
    Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
    Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
    Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
    Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
    Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
    Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
    Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***

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    I'm finding this series more gross than interesting. I'm not really hooked yet, on the 5th episode.
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    I'm finding this series more gross than interesting. I'm not really hooked yet, on the 5th episode.
    What's gross? That's a complaint I have not heard from anyone.

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    What's gross? That's a complaint I have not heard from anyone.
    McTampon, peeing on the floor, office BJs, jerking off with a screwdriver... I'm finding the series gets it's kicks by shocking it's audience more than developing some interesting drama.

    Like the whole screwdriver subplot was such a disappointment.
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    McTampon, peeing on the floor, office BJs, jerking off with a screwdriver... I'm finding the series gets it's kicks by shocking it's audience more than developing some interesting drama.

    Like the whole screwdriver subplot was such a disappointment.
    None of that stuff is any worse than stuff you see on Game of Thrones and the other "edgy" stuff you see on TV shows. The tampon was gag worthy and served a big purpose for Chapman's character...she fucked up by insulting the food and paid for it. It also establishes Red as the head of all inmates. Crazy eyes took a leak on the floor after Lindsay rejected her because she didn't realize by accepting the peppers, Crazy would assume Chapman was her "wife" now. Office BJs are there to highlight the corrupt guard. There was no jerking off with a screwdriver, the inmate put it in her vagina to hide it from the extensive search that was going on. And as to why you found the screwdriver plot disappointing, I could no disagree more, as I found myself on edge the whole episode:

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    The big reason why I enjoyed this season is because it subverts a lot of expectations of a "prison show."

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    You don't need to explain to me why things were shown on screen. I understand the reasoning behind it.

    I think I'm way more tolerant of just straight up violence rather than the things I described. Really, for me watching an episode of OISNB puts me on a different edge than you. The edge I am on would be like I was watching A Serbian Film. It makes me uncomfortable and I don't like it. None of the characters are very interesting. I was more interested in the Prison Break characters. At least in that show there were tense moments with criminals that DESERVE to be there.

    I think you missed a scene with the screwdriver. There was indeed jerking off.

    And your spoiler tag reasoning just make me more frustrated with the show. We are meant to believe that Piper is thrown into a situation where she would be so uncomfortable around all these cons, who are hardened experienced prison inmates, and when we start learning the back stories of some of these characters and most of them wound up behind bars very innocently.

    What kind of prison is this? Am I really meant to believe that Red turned into this hardened bitch because she popped some broads implant? How long has she been in there to turn into this monster that runs the cafe? She didn't seem to pleased with herself during the backstory. At the end of this season Piper better be sporting some prison ink and a better attitude.
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    If anything, the show is about compassion and tolerance. It makes an effort to tell the stories of those who are dismissed or easily categorized by society. It acknowledges that people make mistakes, but also asks us to consider their motivations and given circumstances: love, poverty, conflicted gender identity, oppression, etc. It operates from the idea that each individual deserves the chance to be heard and understood. I mean, welcome to the liberal point of view regarding the American prison system. The idea that you would be more comfortable with violence and 'criminals that DESERVE to be there' says a lot, don't you think?
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    Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
    Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
    Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
    Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
    Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
    Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
    Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
    Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***

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    Wicked good point Spinal. I'm not yet through with the series, but I'm "enjoying" it much less than I was expecting to.
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    For me, the prison visit of Piper's mom was the point where the show basically expresses its thesis.
    Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
    The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
    Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
    Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
    Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
    Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
    Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
    Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
    Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
    Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***

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    Also, keep a close eye on Healy's arc.
    "We eventually managed to find them near Biskupin, where demonstrations of prehistoric farming are organized. These oxen couldn't be transported to anywhere else, so we had to built the entire studio around them. A scene that lasted twenty-something seconds took us a year and a half to prepare."

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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    Wicked good point Spinal. I'm not yet through with the series, but I'm "enjoying" it much less than I was expecting to.
    It's also a minimum security prison, so I'm not sure why you were expecting it to be all about tats and violence. Most of the characters in there either fell through the cracks, or got caught stealing, commiting fraud, etc.

    Also, women are much less prone to straight up violent/aggressive acts (just due to genetics -- less testosterone and all that), and it's even mentioned in the pilot that the women in the facility are much more likely to cut each other with their words than knives.

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    Judging by your posts Duke it's almost like you're watching a different show. Characters that are less interesting then the one's in Prison Break? Please stop watching now.
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    Quote Quoting D_Davis (view post)
    Finished the 4th episode.

    I like this show. Much better than Weeds.
    I didn't care for Weeds at all. OISTNB is way better. We're about six eps deep.

    Sidenote: Does Jason Biggs masturbate in every role he takes?

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    Sidenote: Does Jason Biggs masturbate in every role he takes?
    I believe he's contractually obligated to do so.
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    Quote Quoting EyesWideOpen (view post)
    Judging by your posts Duke it's almost like you're watching a different show. Characters that are less interesting then the one's in Prison Break? Please stop watching now.
    Next thing you're gonna say is I'm watching it wrong.
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    "We eventually managed to find them near Biskupin, where demonstrations of prehistoric farming are organized. These oxen couldn't be transported to anywhere else, so we had to built the entire studio around them. A scene that lasted twenty-something seconds took us a year and a half to prepare."

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    Three eps in, I'm finding this pretty vacant.
    The Princess and the Pilot - B-
    Playtime (rewatch) - A
    The Hobbit - C-
    The Comedy - D+
    Kings of the Road - C+
    The Odd Couple - B
    Red Rock West - C-
    The Hunger Games - D-
    Prometheus - C
    Tangled - C+

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    Q: do men really sit in leather chairs, watching porn on a 70" HDTV, jerking off desperately with all their clothes on and a towel sitting next to them? is that how most people do it?
    ‎The severed arm perfectly acquitted itself, because of the simplicity of its wishes and its total lack of doubt.

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    I don't really want to see Jason Biggs do it the way most people do it.
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    Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
    Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
    Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
    Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
    Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
    Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
    Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
    Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***

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    The answer is no.
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    wait. what? there's other ways to do it? I bought this leather chair for nothing?
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    Quote Quoting Milky Joe (view post)
    Q: do men really sit in leather chairs, watching porn on a 70" HDTV, jerking off desperately with all their clothes on and a towel sitting next to them? is that how most people do it?
    That's how his character does it.

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    Okay after enough rounds of that lame ass piano riff love song between the guard and the inmate and since listening to an overweight black woman wax poetic on the importance of fried chicken on the prison menu I am now firmly in the 'this show is garbage' camp.
    The Princess and the Pilot - B-
    Playtime (rewatch) - A
    The Hobbit - C-
    The Comedy - D+
    Kings of the Road - C+
    The Odd Couple - B
    Red Rock West - C-
    The Hunger Games - D-
    Prometheus - C
    Tangled - C+

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    Quote Quoting Qrazy (view post)
    I am now firmly in the 'this show is garbage' camp.
    So, no more eps to be viewed by you? Or are you going to persevere to the end?
    "We eventually managed to find them near Biskupin, where demonstrations of prehistoric farming are organized. These oxen couldn't be transported to anywhere else, so we had to built the entire studio around them. A scene that lasted twenty-something seconds took us a year and a half to prepare."

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    So, no more eps to be viewed by you? Or are you going to persevere to the end?
    Clearly the latter, I have nothing else to watch before the next ep of Dexter makes me want to blow my brains out. ^_^
    The Princess and the Pilot - B-
    Playtime (rewatch) - A
    The Hobbit - C-
    The Comedy - D+
    Kings of the Road - C+
    The Odd Couple - B
    Red Rock West - C-
    The Hunger Games - D-
    Prometheus - C
    Tangled - C+

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