The 100 Greatest Things Ever - A Watashi Project

[Watashi]

- 100 -
MILKSHAKES

Milk + ice cream. It's so simple, yet so delicious. Whether it be vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, or cookies n' cream, the milkshake is one of mankind's greatest inventions

[Watashi]

- 99 -
KNIGHTS

Being a knight must be awesome. It's the honor of kneeling in front of Her Royal Majesty given the rank of supreme badassery. Knights also get to carry huge swords and wear wicked army. Our modern society needs more knights fighting in Iraq.

[Watashi]

- 98 -
BLACK HOLES

The concept of a black hole sucking up all life as we know it morbidly fascinates me. It's one of the many awesome wonders of our universe that will simply never be fully understood.

[Watashi]

- 97 -
WHERE'S WALDO?

A staple of my childhood. I would spend endless hours looking for Waldo, Wenda, Woof, Wizard Whitebeard, and his magic scroll. I even remembered the short-lived cartoon show. It sucked.

[Watashi]

- 96 -
WILLY WONKA

Gene Wilder was the man. Fuck Tim Burton and Johnny Depp for saying Wilder's Wonka wasn't "dark enough". The demonic boat ride still gives me the heebie jeebies. Anyone who says "we are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams" is awesome in my book.

[Watashi]

- 95 -
PAINTBALL

There are few better experience then going paintballing in the thick of the woods at twilight with a bunch of friends. Sure getting hit hurts like a motherfucker, but when you are the predator, sweet ownage is all yours.

[Mr. Valentine]

milkshakes > the rest of your list

[Watashi]

- 94 -
LASAGNA

You haven't tasted lasagna until you've tried it homemade. It's a nice hot plate of bubbling, gooey heaven.

[DSNT]

Black Holes are seriously underrated. They belong in the top 20 of any list.

[Watashi]

- 93 -
BATTLE CHESS

Battle Chess made chess fun again. There was nothing cooler than seeing a rook turning into a giant golem and eating the queen. I must download this game.

[MadMan]

Knights are too damn low. I want to give you rep but I maxed out again. Damnit I say we should have unlimited rep. I'm preforming a vauble service by boosting people's egos here man.

[Watashi]

- 92 -
BUSTER KEATON

I'm convinced that Buster Keaton is actually Batman. There is no way that this guy could put his body through all this physical torture over and over. He's a cinema legend and thousands of stuntmen owe their lives and career to Keaton.

[Boner M]

If I don't see some bubble wrap, plums, aurora borealis, and/or pinecones on this list, I'm negative repping you.

[Watashi]

- 91 -
DIABLO II

A lot of kids were addicted to coke, alcohol, sex, and other drugs during high school. I was addicted to Diablo II.

[Watashi]

- 90 -
THE WALK-OFF HOME RUN

Arguably the greatest finish to a professional sports game (the hail mary pass is close second). If executed against you, it's one of the worst feelings in the world. However, if the winning shot is on your side, it's the happiest moment of your life. The eruption of screaming, the batter striking a pose, and the dogpile at home plate makes for one incredible experience.

[Winston*]

I never understood why they changed Wally's name to Waldo in the States.

[eternity]

This is the most random and awesome thing I have ever read so far.

[Watashi]

- 89 -
ANTEATERS

These creatures look like they belong in Jabba the Hutt's palace instead of Earth. I guess that's what makes them so freakin' awesome.

[Watashi]

- 88 -
SNIPERS

Everyone wants to be a professional sniper one moment in their lifetime. Anytime I played Counterstrike, I would always use the sniper rifle, find a safe spot and camp until my prey had made a date with my cross hairs.

[soitgoes...]

Vaginas better be number 1. I will accept breasts only as long as the adjectives big, firm and supple are included.

[chrisnu]

Meh, I was the assault rifle type in Counter-Strike.

Hooray for milkshakes, however.

[Sycophant]

Okay, this list rocks.

My grandmother makes lasagna with cottage cheese. It's terrible.

[Watashi]

Okay, this list rocks.

My grandmother makes lasagna with cottage cheese. It's terrible.

Uh, lasagna is suppose to be made with cottage cheese.

Your grandmother > you

[eternity]

Cottage cheese in lasagna = Fucking disgusting.

Only you, Wats.

[soitgoes...]

Cottage cheese in lasagna = Fucking disgusting.

Only you, Wats.

Yeah I can't say I've ever heard of this.